Earlier, I gave 2 new openers, the first one of which i thought was really good the second one... maybe not so much. Plz let me know what you think of them because I'm planning on trying them out in the field, and like any noob, I really would rather not make to much of an ass of myself.
their under the heading "2 new openers by Tempest"
thx a bunch guys,
Tempest

i like the 1st one. where'd you get the shoes?
but the last line : so what kinda shoe are you...not so feelin in. Instead try this:
I'd have to say you'd be a gym shoe, cause ur smellin real funky hahaha joking joking haha. By the way...my name is .....

for the second one, I've heard this one used by some friends of mine, usually they use it at the mall when they see a chick working at a store:
I'm looking for a B-Day present for my sister....bla bla bla
Just remember not to give to much sudden explanation, cause it shows stress. so you could cut off the "and she's a really close friend of mine" , it's unnecesary, ya dig?

I see your point.
What I was trying to do with the "what kind of shoe" thing was to create "chick crack". See, you mention the shoe your friend is then maybe the kind of shoe you'd be and then ask her what kind of shoe she thinks she is. Then maybe finish it with a neg (like the one you just mentioned, priceless!) But maybe the flow isn't right or maybe it just doesn't work. Hmmmm... I guess I better field test it.
Thx again for the input and advice!!!!
Tempest

am I missing some thing what where your 2 opens?