ok, these prolly are a little lame by most standards, but they are the first original openers I've come up with, and I really wanna get everyones take on em. Side note: I thought these up while reading Rules of the game when I was on the can, who'd a thunk?
PUA: (walking past and momentarily looking down) Hey, where'd you get those shoes?
Target: huh?
Pua: Where'd you get those shoes. My friend (cindy, lisa, Ezmirelda, whatever) would totally go ga-ga for shoes like those.
Target: oh, I got them at the lame ass shoe store.
Pua: Cool, thanks, she's really into shoes, she has this whole theory that everyone has a type of shoe that totally exspresses who they are.
Target: really?
Pua: yeah, she says she's a stilleto bitch pump but with a little pink bow on it. (laugh)
target: gigglesnort
So what kind of shoe are you, yada yada yada
Second one: this one's similar to the first, well kinda.
Pua:hey really quick, I got to get this girl I know a gift for her birthday, and she's a really close friend of mine. But I can't come up with anything.
but hey, (as if you just realised it) YOUR a girl! Do you have any suggestions?
ok thats them. Let me know what you think or how they can be improved or if they should just be tossed and I should just stick with the jealous gf routine.