So, Im a sophomore in college (girl is a junior btw), and I have a philosophy class, after a few weeks this girl I barely know facebooked me, then sent me a message asking if I wanted to work on a paper together (didn't even know that was possible) then she gave me her number.

I turned her down, saying I was busy with other work, and that specifically that class was not at the top of my list.

It been like a week now, and I am starting to think that i could probably hook up with this girl (she always eyeballs me in class and such). Got any reccomendations? I was gonna say coffee or something over the weekend, but kinda hard to close anything on just coffee.


edit:: I should add this is not the typical girl, she is into alt music and is kind of punk/emo herself, seems very liberal (which i am too) if that makes a difference.

Oh, and I am thinking about getting my first tattoo this weekend, not sure if thats the kind of thing you bring a girl you just me to though haha.

#1 Coffee can definitely lead to a close. Start in a neutral location she will feel alot more comfortable and there are no expectations of her. If things are going great just bounce / transition to a more intimate location.

#2 You're a brave man to get a tattoo! - And its sounds like a perfect Day 2 event I struggle to think of anything better.. Your going to get the tattoo anyway, (massive DHV) she is just joining in on your already made plans which is a great look that you are a busy guy and thats all the time slot she has earnt at the moment. Go for it!

The only problem is don't really have an intimate location, I still live in the dorms (ughh) and she is a junior, so all we have is her place really, guess that should be my goal!

I've got you covered bro. Do you have a good memory? I hope so, because I'm about to hook you up. Just take her out to get some coffee or any environment where you can sit across from her and (at the end) grasp her hand.


"You know how I passed up studying with you? Well, that was a lie. You see, ever since I lost my sister/cousin/uncle/brother I've felt an emptiness deep down.

I guess that's why I started dressing like a dragon and visiting sick kids in the hospital. My favorites to visit are the burn victims.

Oh, you probably didn't know that, did you? :insert laughter here and smile without using your eyes: Of course not, how could you?

Well, that day I had to visit the Parker family. Their son, Billy, is terminally ill. Sad circumstances aside, I usually feel good doing something like this. Knowing I'm helping, you know?


Well, I didn't this time. All I could think about was you. And do you know what I did?

I got so upset that this child was taking time away from me and you, and what could have possibly been a beautiful relationship. I spit right into his fucking face and threw his inhaler against the wall, shattering it into a million pieces. I guess what I'm trying to say is, you mean a lot to me."

Throw in some kino after that and you're golden. Good look. Oh, and let me know how it goes!

Um, I guess i don't know about that. I mean, I do volunteer work, and I am not too big on blatant lies, little ones sure, but that is just straight lying, im just to honest for that.

Not to mention i don't think traumatizing a terminally ill child is going to get me laid.

Please, for the love of God, do not lie to a girl about a terminally ill child, a dying relative or anything else along those lines. Walt gave you the best advice, you already have natural meeting points set up, use them wisely and all will go well.

- SC

SecondChance, did you finish reading that anecdote? it's a joke story, and should be obviously accepted as such.

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'Joke story' ? - It's utter drivel from a troll.