shit test: okay this is just funny shit test i saw in a condom ad

WISH IT NEVER HAPPENS TO ANY OF YOU GUYS

girl: when it comes to guys who refuse to wear condoms, i have a prepared speech thats goes soemthin like this:
llook guyialmostwith (guy-i-almost slept with) i like u alot. ur smart, ur funny, ur charming, and are a goodlooking and a moment ago i wanted to do things to u...
but when it comes to sex i only have one rule. YOU GOTA USE THE TICKET IF U WANNA RIDE THE RIDE.
I GONNA LEAVE U WITH ONE FINAL QUESITON that is gonna undoubtly hunt you for a very longtime.

Did u honestly think that wearing only a thin layer of lubricated latex between our hot sweating pulsing bodies bodies would be worst than speding the morning slash afternoon slash evening slash night alone. sadly guyialmost slept with you will never ever have the pleasure of knowing for sure. See u in class Tim and thanks for the pizza!

MAKE SURE U WATCH THE AD FIRST http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdFreZRw ... 3&index=10

GOOD LUCK

First it's not a shit test, it's a fucking rejection.

Second, response:

Me: What makes you think I was going to fuck you? I get blowjobs from your sort, I only fuck brunettes [or something she isn't].


Third, yeah it is funny.

Funny Funny ad

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