ok, so i have met this hb8 at a club (she works there).. and got her email.. we exchanged lots of banterous emails. I met her at her student union.. and went home to hers..spent the night... although only kissing happened- (think she might have had 'red painters in') anyway the following week we went on a date... i pulled her again.. then i went to the club where she works last friday.. pulled again...although im feeling like its not really going anywhere.. shes not suggested doing anything more. ie dates etc... so i emailed her in the normal way we talk (highly banterous).. and she replied.. but i need some real help in geting an effective reply... heres my email:

So i wake up just this moment after a most bizarre dream...

I was walking through the street when some oik jumps out from behind me, hits me over the head... pinches my wallet... whilst i lay unconsciouss on the floor... i find myself in a really bright white place.. with light all around... floating... suddenly this voice booms out in a insalely low, but powerful voice...

'Richard...... do not be afraid... for you are quite safe... do you remember the tale of Noah's ark'

'yes'

'i need you do something of equal importance... this week i need you.... to go out into the darkness of birmingham city.. and purchase beverages at any licenced distributor... however there are some rules... i like things in 2... one male, one female... your female must have blonde hair and blue eyes' (i think he's possibly aryan)... if you fail in this task.. i will smite all of mankind.. and destroy the world'

He was non prescriptive with when or where in birmingham it should be, My choice was maralyn monroe... but some issues arose.. firstly controvery over the colour of her eyes.. and secondly.. shes not answering her mobile... can't think why..probably high on barbiturates..

Anyway.. do you know of anyone who could fit this profile?... end of the world and all at stake.. x


and here is her reply:

So, you promise that you are officially 'a chosen one'?
.. And that this isn't just an extended lie to increase the magnitude of your already sickly sweet arrogance?
If i accept and help you save the world, the teeth rotting consequences facing me may very well outweigh the perks of being Noahs bitch...

Further persuasion will be required before an answer escapes my lips.

What? You probably think that such an impressive message would leave my weak at the knees and eager to snatch the invitation...
Thing is, my arrogance rivals yours and being second to Marlyin Monroe has upset it. x


i need something gameworthy to reply... please help!

Many thanks

Rich