Hey peeps

i just came across with this girl she was alone and there is not a second in our conversation when she could be 'decent' and be 'normal'... instead she kept tellin me this kinda stuff about herself .....

-I know i'm hot! SUPAHH DUPAHH HOT!!
-I'm Hotter than those other girls!!
-When I go to the mall all the guys be followin me. they ask my number AND SHIT..
-I only give my number to CUTE Guys...
-You proly like talken to 80 year old ladies... (pissed me Off) lol
-I know you like talkin to me...
the list goes on and her head is as big as it gets

GUYs please gimme some good comebacks to this kinda stuff, it will be useful if you talk to some vain ass girl and slap the bitchyness back at their faces well in a funny manner without her slapping u or walkin away hahahahahhaa

PEACE OUT & GOODLUCK SARGING

Neg her.

Make her feel like she's not any more special then any other girl. Everytime I start talking with a girl and she starts to act a little too much for me. I'll use the following line.

Use:
-Are you always this over-confident?

Make sure to say it...kind of sarcastically.

I'd use 'Are you always this shy?' instead of the over-confident statement.

Paul Merson is excellent at dismissing people in this way.

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If you felt like taking a risk, you vould have responded with something like "So why are you insecure?". Either she would shut up or stutter, or she would say "I'm not insecure! That's what I've been saying all the time". If she does, say something like "But then why are you telling me? If you're so confident, you shouldn't need to tell everyone. Your confidence would have shown anyway" (add "and really I don't think it does since you're always going on about it" if you feel like it).

Might be too confrontational, but anything to shut her up.

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