just wondering where I went wrong.

I was on the bus. I had just bought 5 boxes of cereal. MILF got on the bus. She had huge huge boobs and a big ass. I think she was the type of woman that used to be fat but had lost a lot of weight. or maybe they were implants.

Anyway, she got on and sat near me. I said Hi, she says "Hi. I remember you. How you been?" and then she says she sold her car and bought another??
I am pretty sure I have never met her but went with the flow acting like I have met her before. then I complimented her on her fake eyelashes (not the "they are nice anyway" neg). she says she feels they are too long, I said "that's the whole point"

then we both got off the bus and I was holding the 5 cereals. she says "what are you doing with all those? I said I was at the store and they were having a good deal. I said "you can have one if you want" she took one. then I said "so what do I get in return? you gotta give me something"
she says "I dont really have anything." I said "I am a straight male. what can you give a straight male?"
she says "straight nail?" I said "male" she still doesn't get it. Then I spelled it. She says "FOR A BOX OF CEREAL?" I said "yeah" she says "well, I can give you a hug? but hugs are free" I said "yeah, hugs are free so that won't work" then she says "I am....I am....actually on my way to meet someone" I said "is he richer than me?" she says "i dont know, how rich are you?" I said "I am worth $10" she laughed. then there was an awkward silence and she says "I didn't know you need the cereal, I can give it back" I said "no, you can have it"
by the way, all this time we were walking.

at this point she reached her destination which was the bus stop for her next bus. I live right there and didn't want to pretend I am taking the same bus just to lengthen the conversation (which maybe I should have). So I said "I will take you up on your offer" and she gave me a hug.

I feel like i should have used the "I will send you one text, if you dont like me, dont answer and you will never see me again" thing, but I didnt.

what do you guys think?

WAY too direct.

And give because you want to give, not to get something in return. If you want reciprocation, giving without expectation plays in to human nature.

You could have stated, "you want one of these?" Her: "Sure." You (playfully): "It's gonna cost ya." Her: "Cost me what?" You: "Your number."

If I am analyzing this correctly I think there is something a little bit erroneous that your instinct would lend itself to giving her a box of cereal, even though you had 5 of them, especially with your expectation to get something in return for it. YOU are all that a woman needs. You do not need to give/buy her things in order for her to want to hang out with you.

I think your punch line was a bit pussy. It was alluding to what you wanted; leaving her to have to speculate. Too smart for your own good.

However, she shouldn't fuck you for a box of cereal, she should fuck you because you had the balls to approach her and because you're funny, smart and cool. Your value is more than any tangible gift you can over. And women are reading into those subtle things unlike guys are.

And last but not like, when you give things you don't expect things. You GIVE them.. Its okay to want something, but its not okay to give something just because you want something. You should get what you want because you deserve it or because you worked for it, but not because you gave a gift. Its like the nerd that buys the cheerleader flowers expecting her to go to prom with him.

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