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 Post subject: Best Voicemail
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:19 am 
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Whats the best voice mail to leave a girl?

Short and sweet? Should I include a small story? Cocky funny? Thoughts?


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 Post subject: Re: Best Voicemail
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:37 am 
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"hey it's x i want to fuck u right in the pussy and as u and i know full well that is the only reason i am calling."

j/k

just be smooth bro. ur smooth voice can get a girl's pussy dripping who wasn't even thinking about u in a sexual manner before ur nice lil message. smooth tonality, talk to her in the way u would if u just got done fucking her, with nothing creepy in there of course.


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 Post subject: Re: Best Voicemail
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:35 pm 
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"Heyyyyy, how are you?"..............Please leave a message after the tone... :lol: 8) :P


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 Post subject: Re: Best Voicemail
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:39 pm 
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I try not to leave VMs.

Just text her instead after the call she missed... "Tried calling - when you're free give me a shout"

That's just me... personal preference.


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 Post subject: Re: Best Voicemail
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:46 pm 
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"Heyyyyy, how are you?"..............Please leave a message after the tone... :lol: 8) :P
Misread the question! Thought you were looking for funny ideas to record as your own voicemail.

I'm with Charles on this one - most people I know don't check their voicemail nowadays.

Personally, I rarely send a text to someone who's missed my call - they'll usually return the call or text back. If not, give it a few days and try again.


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 Post subject: Re: Best Voicemail
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:48 pm 
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If I leave a voicemail, it's usually something quick like "Call me back."

For the most part... I just call and they call back if they don't answer.


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 Post subject: Re: Best Voicemail
PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:21 pm 
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Slow and low... "It's a shame you missed me...."

Hey Ocean,
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"hey it's x i want to fuck u right in the pussy and as u and i know full well that is the only reason i am calling."
I may use this.

Laughed my balls off.

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