Here's the Convo so far:

Me: Congratulations! Thank you for enrolling in a relationship with (my name). To continue receiving these messages, reply ‘HEY’. To unsubscribe, reply ‘FUCK OFF’.

Her: Lmao. Shall I shall opt out of the program by responding with a more human response?

Me: This message was generated by Skynet from Cyberdyne Systems. Resistance is futile. We do, however, offer a more "human-like" vocal response system that may be compatible with your personality matrix. We call this a "phone chat."

Her: And give me one good reason why I should do this, oh strange man impersonating a creepy automated response mechanism?

Not a shit test. You've caught her attention. Get out of joke mode and start to talk to her.

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Yeah in my next response I plan to, not sure what the right response is though for her question. I definitely don't want to try and qualify myself. I know that's a big No-No. What would be a good DHV response?

You've already DHV by getting her to respond to you multiple times. Be normal now.

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He *was* being normal. Isn't this how everyone engages a girl online, on the streets or in the bar

J/k OP, yeah just segue into normal talk now.

This. I would have gotten out of joke mode the second she responded .. but definitely get out of it after that 2nd message you sent.

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Alright fellas here is the update, any comments, insights, recommendations? Cause I have no idea where she is going with this or if she's insane.

Me: Haha well it would be rude of me to brag. Let's frame it like this; worse case scenario: we talk, you hate me, end of story. Best case scenario: we hit it off and you meet a really funny, cool guy. I can't promise it'll go in either direction because I don't know you well enough, I can only promise good conversation.

Her: WELLLLLLLL....

You do pose a decent point there. I'm leaning more towards thinking I'd probably tell you to fark off, (nothing personal, seriously I'm just awfully cynical these days.) BUT your incomprehensible amount of confidence you're exuding through the keyboard over there does leave me finding myself a little curious, rather than immediately repulsed as is typical in said situation. So, that being said, again, you've got me there- an excellent point indeed that I wouldn't NECESSARILY turn down if posed as an offer. ( But, there still are no guarantees that I wouldn't, in fact, all said and done, still turn it down . )
It really just depends on the time, the phrasing, my mood, annnnd I think you get the point. No two easy ways to get at meh. ;p

You've sort of bought into the frame of seeking her approval.

And once again, more evidence that women are mirrors even in this context: Notice her mirroring your phraseology and typing style.
Well at least we know she is for sure a woman by this reply.

I might put it back on her: "on the other hand, after considering all possible options and scenarios, if we were in fact to speak to each other would it be worth my while or not? Kindly explain reasons for - or against - in a mini essay, no more than 250 words." Or whatever. Just trying to match the writing style you have going on.

Shit this is a lot of work just to get a #. No wonder i tend to avoid online game

Hey dude, you definitely have the upper hand here- shes gave you everything you need to push this through to a date/possibly further.

1- Shes negging you by saying shes leaning more towards telling you to fark off.
2- she contradicts this by saying shes a little curious and also cynical.
3- She says she wouldnt turn it down.

These 3 points show you have her attention as the dude above says shes mirroring your frame also. Me personally i would pose kind of the same question to her but in a different way... ' Your not the first woman ive met whose been Cynical so dont worry (nick name if she looks smaller than you in pictures and stuff i go with 'tiny'). I'm not going to lie to you - you have my attention but your cynical of me because im a confident guy which in all honesty i find rather offensive... not all guys are the same you know. Anyways what if i was to produce said funny guy - what exactly are you going to bring to the party ?'

I would pick up on her cynicalness make a big deal out of it and she has no reason to be cynical of you just because your confident doesnt mean your a douche. If you just ignore her saying shes cynical she'll be more stand offish. Thats just my views. If you hit the nail on the head and be dominant she should succumb and qualify herself. Also i always use the nick name 'tiny' if she says why have you named her tiny i always reply with - Not to sure tbh it popped into my head because you look so cute and tiny in your pictures. Also saying 'not all guys are the same' she will definitely reply with something bad mouthing guys saying her they are assholes or something - I reply to that with well maybe you just keep going for the assholes and not the cool funny guys. She will more than likely play along with everything if you keep the frame the way you have set it.

GL

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I like this.

Thanks dude - It just picks up on some of the things she deliberately wants you to pick up on. I've been doing text game/internet game since i was 14 im now 22 lol. Its just my style is a little different i dont go for an overload of alpha male i prefer to be subtle and lure them with that.

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Alright boys, round 3:

Me: Depends on the timing, mood, and phrasing, huh? Classic female indecisiveness and emotional decision making. Well, at least this is proof that you are indeed a woman haha

On the other hand, lets cut further down the line and assume we hit it off over the phone and we decided to hangout. Would it be worth my time? I mean, yeah you are attractive, but there are at least 30 other attractive women on this site in the Carson area and probably triple that in Reno. Kindly explain reasons for - or against - why we should ever meet.

Her: meh, I'd prefer to let you decide that one yourself. ;p

few minutes later she sent this lengthy second reply:

Her: Btw you stated that as though attractiveness is the number one deciding factor in whether or not you deem a woman worthy of talking to, as per the quote "...Would it be worth my time? I mean, yeah you are attractive, but there are at least 30 other attractive women on this site in the Carson area and probably triple that in Reno. Kindly explain reasons for - or against - why we should ever meet."
Frankly, I'm not sure if dealing with someone who relies on that form of logic for determining worthiness of others would EVER be worth my time, but I digress.
If you would like to prove me wrong, feel free to give me a buzz, and perhaps we'll chat and get going on sorting all these verbal fencing matches we've gotten ourselves into out. if not, then, well, like you said, I'm sure there are a plethora of other women to reach out to and try to do the same thing with, though I doubt you would find yourself as satisfied. :p

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I really want to go for a close on this one with a date, since you can't begin kino over the phone. Any suggestions?

Get her out on a date already .. No more game over text/phone ... all communication to arrange a date, period.

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Yeah that's my next move. She talks a lot about cooking in her profile, so I was thinking of leading with a neg "any man of worth can already cook for himself, blah blah" but then qualify her on playing hard to get and communicating i'm interested then lead into setting up a date. Sound good?

I think no. Stop with the games. Say this: "Let's get together sometime btw.. are you around Thursday [or some day]"

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