Ok after a very successful day yesterday with a first time client read about it here seducing-the-father-to-get-to-daughter- ... 83226.html I did have one blunder that I am not proud of which brings me to this question..

Walking down the street and 2 lovely Frenchies walk out of a cafeteria.. Now I know my mistake here number 1 was not approaching as the walked out toward me, but see I wasn't planning on approaching until they got in front of me and displayed the most exquisite ass I had seen all day literally hanging out of her shorts.. And this like a magnet sucked me toward them.. but now they had already walked along side us, and now they were quite ahead..

I already know im at a disadvantage, so I said "excuse me, where is good around here on Thursday nights" what transcended was a really awkward moment, as they were getting into what I presumed was the rented mini cooper as they told they where on Vacation until Sunday. Girl 1 getting in passenger seat I had interested girl 2 on the other side my true target looked so pissy and was pulling girl 2 to shut the door.. In fact neither was interested at first until I said "look everyone thinks the French are ignorant but I know thats not true" This is when number 2 opened up.. But unfortunately my beautiful assed target ruined her own opportunity of letting me have some by pulling away the pawn....

I know where I went wrong her but it brings me to asking you guys, what have we found to work with akward language barriers, where there is little to no English and very little time to close. Lets see what we have, I know something drastic funny can work if the opportunity presents itself, but whats your favorite?

Go!