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bartm
PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:22 am 
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I spend a lot of time at the coffee shop with my laptop. I have had 2 or 3 encounters like this. The girl comes in, sits down. For some reason we start talking. maybe because she has a dog or because whatever.
then she suddenly says "you need to clean your laptop, it's so dusty"
what is a good response to this?
I was thinking exaggeration? "I havent took a shower since April. I will let you figure out the rest"
or something else?

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I spend a lot of time at the coffee shop with my laptop. I have had 2 or 3 encounters like this. The girl comes in, sits down. For some reason we start talking. maybe because she has a dog or because whatever.
then she suddenly says "you need to clean your laptop, it's so dusty"
what is a good response to this?
I was thinking exaggeration? "I havent took a shower since April. I will let you figure out the rest"
or something else?
That is the worst opener possible. I'm sure whatever response you can think of will be better than "Your laptop is dusty," and I don't even know you.
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Lame. Maybe you could redeem yourself by suggesting she come back to your place to clean it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:48 am 
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Neg her

Laugh it off if it is dirty?

Make a joke out of it.

Clean your laptop, so it doesn't happen anymore lol
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I spend a lot of time at the coffee shop with my laptop. I have had 2 or 3 encounters like this. The girl comes in, sits down. For some reason we start talking. maybe because she has a dog or because whatever.
then she suddenly says "you need to clean your laptop, it's so dusty"
what is a good response to this?
I was thinking exaggeration? "I havent took a shower since April. I will let you figure out the rest"
or something else?

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Stare at her for a good five minutes. Chicks dig that shit! It shows confidence and domination.

Then grab her hand and use it to wipe the dust off your laptop. This is perfect kino at work. You're touching her in a non-sexual way while building up comfort. Chicks dig that shit.

Then put her hand on your lap (Escalate that shit, brother!) and say "I like long walks on the beach and the smell of lavender." This is great for rapport and comfort. You're sharing with her and connecting on an emotional level. What chick doesn't love the beach and the scent of lavender? It's pure chick crack. If she opens her mouth to say something (Obviously the fabled "I want to fuck you") put your finger to her lips and "Shhh" her. Then grab her hand and proceed to fuck her on your newly dusted laptop. She'll get a turn on with that. Talk about reversing that shit test. Even i'm getting a little hot under the collar thinking of it.
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Stare at her for a good five minutes. Chicks dig that shit! It shows confidence and domination.

Then grab her hand and use it to wipe the dust off your laptop. This is perfect kino at work. You're touching her in a non-sexual way while building up comfort. Chicks dig that shit.

Then put her hand on your lap (Escalate that shit, brother!) and say "I like long walks on the beach and the smell of lavender." This is great for rapport and comfort. You're sharing with her and connecting on an emotional level. What chick doesn't love the beach and the scent of lavender? It's pure chick crack. If she opens her mouth to say something (Obviously the fabled "I want to fuck you") put your finger to her lips and "Shhh" her. Then grab her hand and proceed to fuck her on your newly dusted laptop. She'll get a turn on with that. Talk about reversing that shit test. Even i'm getting a little hot under the collar thinking of it.
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