Hey Guys, I Opened and number closed this Chick at the starbucks today. Im not New to the Game But I will say this Im still a Novice even after approaching more than 50 girls, f closed about 6 girls; So any Help would be great on this New girl that Ive number closed.. So I called her, left her a VM, and we have been texturing back and fourth, we even set up a date. My main issue with her is the fact that she is different from the other girls that I've been with, Over text this girl has a Sarcastic type of humor to her texts, she even admittedly talks about watching porn and masturbating.. Im guessing this is more Keyboard courage more than anything.. But how do I respond to her sarcastic texts, I almost texted her back "you've been a bad girl, when is the last time you've been spanked" LOL but I didn't... Do you guys think I should respond the same way or More Cocky Funny.. How would you guys respond to Sarcastic Chicks; and also should My first Phone Convo with her, should I even Bring up the Sarcasm or just Alpha-Male it...??

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- 25 / CALIFORNIA / THE BAY AREA /

Talking about masterbating isn't sarcasm unless done in a sarcastic way. She could be talking that way to get a rise out of you, or she's simply open about her sexuality, or has weak boundaries.

Anyway sarcastic girls are my speciality, i love them they can be so much fun. Nothing like a girl w a dry whit. If you're a sensitive guy who wears his heart on his sleeve chances are you'll get butt hurt fast and take offence.

So here's a great opportunity to get out your comfort zone and expand your horizons;) Sarcasm has a lot of sexual tension to it, it's SUPER easy to work with these girls when you get them as the sexual tension is already there from the beginning and it's simmering right there under thinly veiled humor. Cocky funny works, BUT 1) don't overdo it or you'll look lame as hell, and 2) be adaptable because she'll likely catch you off guard at times with some of her comments (if she's the type who's doing it for the thrill of your reaction). Here's the thing, don't be afraid to be serious either just DO NOT REACT to her. If she's being sarcastic too much that can get annoying and old fast, so intersperse sarcasm w moments of seriousness otherwise she'll just lead you and lose attraction fast. Also if sarcasm dominates you'll find it hard to connect to her, and it'll also create a negative vibe/energy.

Give me some examples of what she says, I'm curious. Plus I can give you insight as to how you'd roll with the convo.

I love sarcastic chicks. They keep you on your toes... And conversely, I think a lot of them also look for that in a potential relationship/date too... If you can keep her engaged with humor or wit, you're gold.

I almost get into "one-up" contests with mine... But mine have never really gone sexual unfortunately... You sure these are sarcastic and not just balsy text messages? They sound like the latter to me (which is also cool).

If she's going sexual in her messages, you should follow suit - but in a "cool" way, if that makes sense... make her work for it a bit - like the first time she says something about masturbation don't say "oh my god I want to fuck you" or something... I think in response to your question I'd try to find a controlling "semi-alpha" way to be playfully sarcastic back... if that makes any sense.

I really have no idea if I'm coherently conveying anything I want to here....

^ Hey Thanks Guys, it REALLY HELPED!! Both Advice worked, So thank you guys.. Now whenever she texts its almost as if she is seeking my approval..

We talked over the phone this morning, and she didn't seem too sarcastic, almost as if she wanted to win me over!

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-- The Name Is "MOE" and im WORKIN ON getting more Hoe's than LOWES --

- 25 / CALIFORNIA / THE BAY AREA /

Sarcasm is easier through text gives her time to formulate responses. Just remember to balance things out as ppl can hide behind sarcasm (psyche defense) and if she's a freak she can use that to prevent from meaningfully connecting to people. Vulnerability is hot, so don't get baited into being sarcastic with her all the time, just see it as another tool to build sexual tension.