I'm not really an active student of pua but there are some
aspects that resonate strongly with my own experiences and one of
those is that being able to tell a great anecdote (and having a lot of
great anecdotes) can do yeoman's work for you in the early stages
of meeting a girl--

--I started wondering if anyone has compiled a list of examples from
film/tv of great story telling. The only that pops to my mind is Vince
Vaughn in Swingers when he tells the girls the story about a nailing
an audition and finding out the role is for a little kid.

Has anyone compiled a list? Are there a bunch of obvious ones that
I'm blanking on?

Story telling is feminine. You really don't want to act like a girl's girlie friend who tells her trivial stories like gossips, ghosts, unicorns and what have you. Stay away from story telling or keep it to the minimum and be more masculine.

Show; don't tell. Do; don't tell. That's the masculine way. Mental foreplay though is different. It's story telling that's geared towards making a girl's pussy wet. This is what you should learn; not broad based, aimless story telling.

Lastly, what you need to do is shut up and physically escalate inside the dark movie house so you'll be rubbing your hand on her clitoris.

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@hellhound: Story telling isn't intrinsically feminine. If you think that then you're just not doing it right. Maybe the way you tell stories is girly. I don't know. The fact that the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear story is gossip, ghosts and unicorns is pretty telling.

But knowing how to tell a story well is the equivalent of knowing how to lead. I can walk up to your table where you're sitting, trying too hard to be "the strong, silent type" and twenty minutes later, you and the girls you were hoping to get will be sitting around me, wide-eyed and open. When I'm telling a story, my listeners are in a form of worship and I'm the thing you're worshiping. A rock star without the music. A king without the stupid-looking hat.

Every moment of every encounter you have to decide if you're going to be the leader or the follower. What you need to do is learn to stop following. Get your courage up and open your mouth. You almost certainly won't look as stupid as you think you will. Also you should think about the way your expressing yourself. I don't know if you're small or if you're more like me, tall with lots of muscle mass, deep voice. I don't want to assume anything rude but all I can go off is the fact that people find you feminine when you tell stories. So, I'll assume it's more the former than the latter. I can't make you as tall as me but I can tell you to lower your voice when you speak And I can tell you to get to the gym. Girls will stop finding you feminine when you learn to speak with more authority. And the more you bulk up your smaller frame, the more that will underscore the above.

Good luck. And remember you're only as feminine as you think you are. Change the way you look at yourself and the people around you will do the same.

Basically, girls tell stories. On the other hand, men basically discuss and argue ideas and get turned on with facts and figures. Interact with people some more and you'll notice this fact of life.

There are exceptions of course. But if you want to bet where your odds of f-closing are higher, keep story telling and arguments to the minimum, listen to the girl's stories instead, tease a lot, and escalate your kino some more.

Girls love argumentum ad hominem too instead of sticking to the topic at hand. This is a pick up forum. The bottom line is: Will story telling inside a movie house get you laid more than rubbing your hand on a girl's pussy?

If you want to discuss topics on height and muscles, then create another FUCKING thread with those topics. This is a story telling thread in a pick up forum, stick with it. If you want to discuss height and muscles, go to a bodybuilding forum or go to the health and fitness section here.

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Funny. I'm in a room full of men and everybody's telling stories. They must be feminine.

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Here's a bunch of MEN. Watch the video and read the comments.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAFzM-CsI-Q[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAFzM-CsI-Q

I assure you, most of the men in there talk about ideas, facts and figures. Any storyteller (if you can find one) is in the minority and male storytellers only tell stories very rarely to illustrate a point (idea, argument, fact).

On the other hand, here's a video of a girl discussing ideas. You'll notice that she can't help but tell stories in an emotional manner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTJs_Xshlo

There's a reason why most men watch movies about mayhem and violence with very little storytelling in it while women watch love stories with thick emotional storytelling in it.

Most men have a masculine and feminine side. But if you want to attract feminine women, you should let your masculine side shine some more rather than emphasizing your feminine side. Thus, keep storytelling to the bare minimum with a feminine woman. Tease her a lot instead. Touch her more and listen more when she's telling a story. Only use your gift of gab at the start to make a woman comfortable so she'll tell you her stories instead as you aim for sucking her nipples or playing with her clitoris.

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I don't know, man. I've been in the military, been stationed with Marines, and these places are where I had heard some of the funniest/craziest stories in my life. Yeah, some Marines can be dicks and take themselves way too seriously, but it's definitely necessary in their profession. Despite that, when it's not crunch time, they cut loose too and are not always discussing specs, facts, and so forth.

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On the other hand, Hellhound, you're probably right that for the most part: that it's not very masculine. So, it's probably better to be conscious of it, otherwise, we'll turn into "the entertainer".

Speaking of which, you gave me an idea for a thread.

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Uhm, bro. My posts are for helping the OP get laid fast by exploiting the opportunity to sexually escalate inside a dark movie house. Of course, you can tell stories to a girl. However, a girl is more likely to be a captive audience once you've banged her brains out whether inside or out of a movie house.

It's rather annoying to hear guys inside a movie house telling stories and trying hard to impress their dates when others are busy sucking nipples and trying to take the buttons of those skinny jeans so we can isolate the ladies later at a more private place without much last minute resistance.

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Tru dat. My bad.

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