There's usually some assholes in big social situations, so I want to be prepared to them so I don't look weak in the eyes of others. Once I was wearing a hat and one dude started asking whats whit the hat. I noticed he was mocking me. I just didn't know what to say. I didn't freeze but it didn't go well either. I've alway also used bandana, but I sometimes feel uncomfortable in it cause of the fear that someone would mock me because of it. It also greatly depends on the situation. When I'm jogging or in the gym its ok to use bandana etc.

Ok, so I have couple of lines that makes me feel secure in this kind of situations already and I've tested them.

The first one, my favourite is that I ignore the message and say "Dude, you gotta say to your mom not to call me anymore". This is great, but if the mother is dead.. ehrm.. you only can use this if you know the dude(/girl) or you will surely blow it.

The second one is that I just say "Is that so.." and just ignore the dude. This one is harder because you are just ignoring, not making a joke and changing the SPAM.

So, I'm 30 years old insecure rocker ;D What would you say in this kinds of situatuations where someone tries to mock your looks?

(btw, sorry about my english)

Just ignore, there's no rule which says you have to reply. The other guy won't know what the frame is and it's he who is going to be nervous. Other people will pick up on the tension and try to defuse it by starting a new conversational thread but just focus on the guy as if he's said some serious shit and you're a god damn psycho.

no words, serious or "what are you on about" look.

In social situations I normally do the "what are you on about" face.

If he says something like "Haven't you got anything to say about that"

Just go "not really" with a shrug. Just shows you don't really care or noticed his opinion of you.

How about you stop wearing shit that makes you insecure? If you were secure in what you were wearing you wouldn't freeze or feel threatened. Instantly you'd come across as the top gun answering with unabashed confidence and this guy would look like a tosser for asking a stupid question.

Wear shit that makes you comfortable. If anyone comments on it all you need to say is simple shit like "It's my style, buddy. *Wink*" then quickly give him the cold shoulder and talk to someone else(Preferably the hottest woman there). The guy will feel like a right tool if he's left there looking at the side of your face while you're smiling, laughing with some other chick after he tried to be a dick to you and it backfired hard on his ass.

I would either not say anything at all (since he isn't worth my attention) or say that "I like it" (the bandana) and stop there, maybe with a shrug, continuing my previous conversation with whoever I was talking to. If he keeps provoking I would say something like "don't you have anything else to do?", and later "can you please leave us alone?", and finally either more aggressive "if you don't leave us I will call the guards" or just leave the place. But that never happens, because people are usually not that stupid.