hey, hows it going everybody? ok, i went from being able to pull just about anychick, literally. then i was shot in the head, i wasnt even supposed to survive, the doc told my parents i was not guna make it and i couldnt work, obvisly, i lost my job making 50/hour(55 if would of jus showed up that day and not gotten my home invaded.) when i was first shot, i was not able to walk, move my whole right side of my body or speak a word, but through sheer determination and struggle, here i am. i lost over a quarter of my brain. this was almost 6 yrs ago. ive had lots of ot, pt and speech therapy since then. my right hand is the only thing i have problems with now, most of the time its just in a fist, other than my convo. sadly, i havent been laid since 3 days before i was shot. now im ready to try again, but now i stutter and stammer and i will think one thing but say another and i basically lost watever advatantes i had, other than my curly hair(i used be pretty well traveled and fluent in several languages and pretty witty and funny and really in shape and so on). so, what im hoping for is just sum advice, suggestions, or really anything. long shot here, but at this point, im willing to try anything. not expecting much, haha, jus a miracle.

your situation sounds rather... unfortunate. who shot you?

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they never caught the kids who shot me. anyway, i knew it was a long shot to ask for me to hope for advice on a internet pickup forum.

You've come this far with hard work and determination, why is there any reason to doubt you could handle this part?

Now is not the time to wimp the fuck out!

Get together some quality wings. Have them tell the embellished story of what a badass you are.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Speak truth, go there introduce, ask few question, and when she ask u about your life,tell her your story, there is not a single woman on planet that she wont feel sorry for u, and use it smart.

Making a advantage from bad situation, makes u pro and wanted.

First of all good on you for getting back out there you're a hard motherfucker!
Second get some qaulity wingmen that will help you out. Guys blow up mediocore stories all the time to sound badass and impress women you don't have to blow anything up. I can't think of much that's more badass than being shot in the head and surviving certain death. What comes to mind here is the line from wedding crasher when Owen Wilson pretends he was injured in an accident and Vince Vaghan says women love to be part of the cure (or something to that affect) in this situation with some quality wings the sky's the limit.

Hope that helps good luck mate!!