I was at the dollar store today and met this guy who looked homeless. He was all disheveled, and smelled. But I try to not judge a book by its cover. so we started talking, and soon I realized what an intelligent guy he is.

one of the subjects in our conversation was girls. and he said in college he had 2 friends, one of them 6 foot 4, blonde hair, blue eyes, who would get all the girls. Then there was this ugly guy who got even more girls. one day he asked him "what's your secret" and the ugly guy takes him to pick up.

the ugly guy always starts with something like this: "you know, you are a very attractive girl, and you have wonderful taste in clothing. your blue blouse looks great, but for your complexion, I would suggest a lighter blue"

is that brilliant or what?

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