| I'm in the friendzone with a girl, so I started using more and more sexual topics in our conversations. The thing is, she is even worse than me and I struggle just to keep up, for exemple, one day we were looking at cars and she pointed out that cars with a raised center console and sports seats are not good for fucking. On another ocasion, someone mentioned some couple from our work used the lunch break to spent an hour parked on a famous makeout spot, she said she has already spent more time there but not during the day, another time a desk was making a squeaky sound and she said it reminded her about something else.
Long story short, maybe I have taken it a bit too far. Today she mentioned our boss left work, in her words, "to go screw". He returned after a bit and our talk went down something like this:
HB: "He's already back. Looks like it was just a quickie"
Me: "Well, I've had quickies better than all-night marathons"
HB: "Jeez... The way you talk you must think you are some god. Sounds like you are exagerating"
Me: "First of all, I'm merely comparing the skills of two different girls, not mine. Second, you're one to talk, or you want me to remember you all the stuff you've mentioned? Are you sure you want to go down that road? And to answer your question, yeah, I have an ego the size of the statue of liberty on top of the empire stante building"
She laughed, replied with: "Yeah, but I don't bragg all the time about stuff I've done"
Me: "I'm not bragging, merely comparing two different situations, and I certainly do not do it all the time. I'm a monk compared to you!"
We exchanged arguments for a bit, laughed and let the issue die. But still, maybe I have been bragging a bit in hopes I gain the upper hand. Or was it a shit test?
Anyway, what do you guys make of this and how do I proceed? Keep it up or back down a bit? This one really caught me off guard.
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