So I'm in a very open minded free-spirited kind of mood today. Here's how this is going to go.

Tonight, I'm going to my local bar and I'm going to approach as many people as I get responses in this thread.

Decide exactly what is said tonight and done, whether it's good, helpful, bad or perverted. I don't care how random or awesome it is, I will say anything. I will write every response down and if I run out of people, I'll walk to another bar or drive to a neighboring town.. either way, it will be an interesting night.

The goal: It isn't to pick anyone up, I could care less. It's to try out a new lifestyle and prove that life is so much more productive and better if you just stop caring.

So let the hilarity begin.

EDIT: I will post results of everything said.

You have fantastic skin. I mean its really something. Id like to make a jacket out of it and dance in the mirror.

Go up to a girl wearing a skirt:
Your vagina's hanging out of your skirt, you should really put that thing away

Good evening, miss. I'm hereby informing you that I'm astonished, by your beauty. I shall now kindly ask you to join me for a drink.

Like a sir

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Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special.

this sounds incredible crazy...

Pick something from her jewelry, compliment it, and ask her to sell it to you.

I went a few counties over and decided to just not care and troll real life.

If I had a camera I would record results but my phone camera's shit.. it didn't used to be. Apparently having a smart phone that's been dropped over 100 times isn't good for it.

"Pick something from her jewelry, compliment it, and ask her to sell it to you."
Result: "what? no but you can buy me a shot"

Nope.. didn't buy shot. I told her I was from a different planet and I would be leaving soon and walked away.

"Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special."
Result: And you're an asshole!

Shen then proceeded to walk over to her group of friends and was yelling and pointing at me. No one from the group came up to me.. oh well.

"Good evening, miss. I'm hereby informing you that I'm astonished, by your beauty. I shall now kindly ask you to join me for a drink.

Like a sir "
Result: Well thank you but i'm waiting on my boyfriend

I actually included "Like a sir" in there.

"Your vagina's hanging out of your skirt, you should really put that thing away"
Result: Excuse me, who the fuck do you think you are? You don't fucking know me!

Oh boy.. one of those loud white trash girls.. gaaahhh..

She then storms over to some douche looking guy who happens to be the manager and starts complaining. He calmly asked me to leave.

ONTO BAR #2!!

"You have fantastic skin. I mean its really something. Id like to make a jacket out of it and dance in the mirror."

Ok, first of all.. it was hard to do this with a straight face but I did pull it off.

Result: "ummm you're really creepy please don't talk to me"

She was in a group of 4 girls.

So tonight, at my local bar there's going to be a biker's tournament/get together.

I didn't get nearly the crazy results I expected from last night... so.. i'm sure hanging around a bunch of bikers and taking recommendations for night 2 will do the trick.

Dont care. Stop posting meaningless threads please.

this thread is hilarious.

"i'm collating witty responses to lame openers. care to contribute?"

"there's an itch on my back that I can't reach, can you get it for me?"
babe:"sure."
"okay, lower, lower, lower, lower, lower,lower" (get the drift)?
babe:"Im not going lower!"
"I gather you misinterpreted what I was referring to miss, I meant for you to scratch the back of my balls, not my back back."




get slapped.....

You don't care? Well then as long as Agentprovocateur doesn't care, I suppose we should alert the mods to remove the thread.

Agentprovocateur is the only reason I even come to this site in the first place.

Oh, Agentprovocateur, what can I do to make you care?

Challenge accepted

/singing/ Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe.

Sorry, can you help me? I think I've lost something.

what?

My mind. /add cheesy compliment/



Hi I think you're very pretty.

Well thanks.

So... are we gonna fuck, or what?

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