| ^^^^ That.
I have a temper, so I tend to answer in kind.
When the conversation is at it's peak, when she is telling how her father died with cancer or her house burned down when she was a kid, hold up a hand and pretend to check your phone. Then say "go on, i'm listening", wheile smiling at your phone and pretending to type.
Or keep taking "business calls". If you have any lenguage skills, use them, so she won't understand shit.
Or you can also beat her at her own game. I once went out with a chick who did that. I knew she was a text freak because I knew her from before, so the first time we had coffee I tested her and right at the beginning, I pulled out my phone, turned it off, and said "There. Now I'm unavailable for anyone but you". It did not work, so next time I set the alarm on my phone for 10 minutes after I'd seen her come in and placed my phone on the table. When the alarm went off (making the table vibrate and the screen lit up) I pretended to answer the text, wheile in fact I was setting the alarm for 2 minutes after. When It rang again, I repeted, alternating times from 1 to 4 minutes. Soon enough she complained I was not listening to her.
Best case scenario: you turn the tables and she ends up feeling insecure and wanting your attention. Worst case scenario: she is not interested but still you served some cold payback.
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