Today I was walking on the street. I was waiting for the light to turn green and this MILF who was about 35 years old was also there. She was looking at her iphone and I started looking at her phone in a nosy way, like I am trying to look at her messages. She looked at me like “what the hell?” I said “I just wanted to make sure you are not watching porn” she said “no, not while crossing the street” then the light turned green and we both started walking, but she was walking faster than me so she was a couple of steps in front of me. I said “if you do that, I am gonna have to arrest you” then she said something I don’t remember.

By this time, we were already on the other side of the street and I asked “what kind of porn do you watch, gay or straight porn?” she said “I don’t watch porn” I said “why?” she said “it just doesn’t do anything for me. What kind of porn do YOU watch?” I said “I watch lesbian porn” she said “how often?” I said “every evening” she said “you watch porn EVERY DAY?” I said “yeah” she said “why don’t you get a real woman?” I said “because they cost too much” she bursted out laughing and quoted me “they cost too much”
Then she said “this is the strangest conversation I have ever had. I feel like you’re gonna murder me” I said “I don’t murder on the first….on the first….um…” she finished my sentence “you don’t murder on the first walk?” I said “yes”

At this point I was too nervous so I said bye and we parted ways.
I don’t know man, even though she called me a murderer, I feel like we had a connection there. Do you think there was attraction there? If you were me, what would you have done instead of saying bye?
If I ever run into her again, what should I do?

Lol dude she was totally into you. It was a shit test and you handled it extremely well haha. You could've totally gotten her number! This was awesome.

From the title, I honestly thought this thread would have been catastrophic but you actually owned it... right up until the part you walked away without getting her number.............

Cause it sounds like that was a solid prospect, dude.

Agree with this guy. I read the first paragraph and was waiting for a total train wreck. You turned it around nicely. A decent thing to have said back to her would have been, "ah, so you're thinking about a second then." I need to live vicariously through you because you have more balls than I with that opener. Open infinite numbers of milfs with the exact same thing until you pick up where you left off in this one with one of them.

Dude. You're my hero. That story is awesome. I'm a noob here. Hearing everyone's stories is helping me get bigger balls.