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Yeah, I know, but it's sorta hard after a first hangout/fucking to do that.
"Oh yeah, you were super fucking hot but your vagina smelled like a Chinese fish market, and my hand and dick still smell that way today" - doesn't sound like a great "howyadoing" text.
oh jeez cmon obviously you wouldn't say it like that.
If it were me I would say: "So this is kind of awkward and I don't want to make you uncomfortable but you don't smell that great down there. I thought it was important to tell you because it could be a sign of a yeast infection or something like that."
This is great advice if you want to be called an asshole and never, ever see her again. You don't just say that even if it's true, you barely know her and there is absolutely no way to make it happen without making her feel bad.
Here's what to do instead:
Next time you're alone together at your place or hers, mention that you need to take a shower. Tell her you think showering together is really sexy and romantic and invite her to shower with you.
Depending on how smart she is, she MAY or MAY NOT understand what you're doing. I've had it happen both ways. She might suspect, but not say anything.
Once you're in the shower together, clean her whole body with soap. Slowly. Sensually.
CLEAN HER PUSSY WITH SOAP. But don't go straight for it, then it's obvious. Get her whole body. Arms. Legs. Tits. Ass. Pussy. Everything.
Then fuck her in the shower, or after when you two get out.
Also, it is beyond me why some girls would go to have sex with someone and not wash their pussies first. Really bad hygiene and shocking entitlement.