So i'm at the skatepark. A chick gives me some IOI's i keep skating. I take a break and she approaches me.
She's new trying to learn, blah, I neg her, she's laughs, kinda starts qualifying(maybe), and she asks me if i stay close by. I stay at home, so I say I work near here my place is pretty far. She's stays close. "That's cool, I gotta land this trick.." So i do that, leave, go get water, and come back. She's in a group with a guy and a girl near the gate. So i just give my hand to her(got that from josh pellicer) she took it, and i intro'd. she did too, and giggled. "la pleasur es mio" I took that as a good sign. And i slowly moved into her space. Then she said "Woah! what did you just do?"
"Haha, what? The handshake?"
"Yes"

So I did it again. I think that this is actually where I may have fucked up because I think this was a shit test too. I used to do magic as a kid. once entertainment, twice education.

"wow you're sweaty." Which I am, cause I'm skating and it's hot as fuck.
"Yeah I could use a shower, right? You said you stayed closeby."
And i said it stone faced. the reaction was pretty priceless. after 2 or 3 seconds of shock i let out a little snort. Everyone laughed
"umm, I stay at home with my parents. but that was a pretty nice try. hate to let you down." but shes giving me this sexy smile. took it well and we started talking, music, art, tatoos. with the entire group. some common interests, especially music. she tells me she's in college to be a producer. I took this as qualifying, so I'm not impressed.
"college is hard work, you should be a dancer."
i meant that as a neg, she took it as a genuine compliment, said she had body issues, but had lost 60 + pounds. I said congrats.
how'd you do it?
"vegetarian..., *blah blah blah" (i saw this as rapport building, very suddenly.)
really? I can't go more than a few days without eating something with a face.
shes laughing.
sorry, im cold blooded. cant help it. (stone faced)
still laughing.
"you're really funny"
"thanks"
"you remind me of my ex boyfriend."
really?
yeah.
"really, you remind me of my ex boyfriend, and I think he started going gay."
"haha, really?"
"yes."
I laugh.
she says "I'm gay"
no way.
she say's "yeah."
I go "really, that's awesome."
"why are you gay?"
and I say "woah woah woah, don't put your heteronormative gender biases on me, man!"
"really, you remind me of my ex boyfriend, and I think he started going gay."
"haha why, cause he wears pink shirts?"
"yes."
I laugh. "then yeah he's totally gay"
But he'd wear pink lipbalm too."
So i ask, "Oh, so he started kissing like a gay guy?"
how does a gay guy kiss?
I slowly lean in, put a hand on her waist and the other hand up to shield from the group. And I'm leaning in, and no resistance. I then shrug my shoulders and say,
"shit, I wouldn't fucking know."
everybody laughs.
Other guy took the convo for a bit.
she asks me for instagram or facebook.
I'm like, why?
Because my phone is off I just lost my job, blah blah,
yeah, ok ----------(shit test failed)
hey, im gonna leave. ill hit you up and we could hang out and smoke or something
cool, I wanna give you a hug, but youre so sweaty.
You'll start liking it.
Laughing.

Anyways, i got a dummy account with like 200 dudes following her. Haha I got gamed. But, I wanna know where I blew. I have a few ideas. Like I think I should have went ahead and kissed her, or I blew the I'm a lesbian thing because of my facial response. I might have shown disappointment for a split second there. Try to be as poker faced as possible, but I'm a noob. I might have blown by not offering her a ride home. she walked.

idk.

Anyways, thanks for y'all's time.

-Alex

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