Good afternoon, all Puas of the world and thanks for reading ! A good weekend to all.




All my life i have been getting a lot of this light shit test, kinda of from HBs perspective an attempt of staying on top... which goes something like this.... after your say goodbye...she replies


HB: Behave!
PU.....



Dont wanna seem obcessed with everything HBs say, but what are good ways of getting back on top whenever someone (especially a woman) says this ?



(PS: Forgot to add, this whole conversation came up because i am testing this attractability of wearing a wedding ring vs not wearing it, which of course caused the girl to react and lead to emotions conversation....)



Sugestions are very welcomed !

Hum....well, off the top of my head........

"How do you expect to ever get laid if you keep telling your guy friends what to do?"

"You aren't going to convince me to date you if you keep telling me what to do"

"I haven't even begun to defile our relationship yet"

"I know, I'm acting like this and you just met me! Imagine how ill be acting after I get you pregnant"

"You really should keep those lips shut, cuz you never really know what i might stick in there"

"The only way to shut me up is to give me a kiss"

"If you want me to stop talking, lets make out already."

"If you would stop eye fucking me id probably be able to calm down enough to have a decent conversation with you"

"Well, if you didnt walk around in public with your breasts( Tight pants...skirt, whatever) hanging out i'd probably have an easier time getting a grip on myself"

"Bitch what?"

Last one is my personal favorite...

PS ...all that shit is copy righted by ME...cuz im boss

Stank

Behave isn't a shit test per se, it's an IOI. The best thing you can do is ignore it.

Firstly, some bad reactions that most AFCs would use:

"This is me behaving, you should see me when i'm not". Trying to be cocky/funny but ultimately qualifying to her, obviously not good!

"No, I like being naughty" - Equally bad. It's accepting her frame that you're doing something wrong.

Here's some options:

Agree and amplify: Assuming she said "Behave" because you were escalating, say "OK" casually and noticeably intensify escalation. Ideally, kiss her if you've escalated enough already.

Dismiss: "Now why would you say that?"