I fucked up, I chose to live off-campus.

Here's where off-campus is a problem:

1. The train station is a 10minute drive from my house.

2. The train will take 33minutes to arrive to college, and 33minutes to get back to the train station where my car is.

3. The last train to my car runs at 12:37am.

How the fuck do I party?!

Parties will likely be held in the suburbs around the campus, as the college itself is too small for parties to be held anywhere on campus (But who knows).

4. Parties will most definitely end pretty late, where I might not be able to catch the last train, and I'll likely be drinking, and I'm not trying to drive drunk home from the train station even if I do catch the last train.

5. If I get girls, where will I take them? Unless I come back to their dorm.

6. I'm not sure that I can spend the night at someone's dorm.

Only solution I can think of, is when I know of a party going down, I go and pick up my car and drive to the campus or the party venue with a sleeping bag in my trunk, so in case I get too fucked up, I can just sleepover at someones dorm or house if I need to.

7. I will not be able to bring girls home, parents are home, and the ride there is just too long.

And the school doesn't have any actual frat houses, its more of a frat dorm, and I don't know that they can hold parties in there.

So any tips? How should I manage the logistics?

Where do people usually hold parties?

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I was in a similar situation: lived off-campus at a small school, and didn't want to drink and drive. I lived 15 minutes away though, which was comparatively far, but you live even farther.

Either way, if this is your first year of school, and the school is similar to mine, these are your options from my freshman year experiences (rest of the years I always stayed at the female's house or made her drive my car to my house):

-Stay at the party. Off-campus houses should be cool about this. I was always able to find someone whose house I could stay at if I needed to. If you're lucky to get a bedroom with an actual bed, problem solved, take the girl there. There are then couches and shit. One party this girl and I stayed back while everyone dipped. The house owners went to bed upstairs while we built a fort from couches and pillows downstairs and fucked in it. Just watch out that the morning can be super awkward when you're both naked and the living room has flipped couches everywhere.

-First couple days of school make friends and go to their hall meetings. I was able to talk to the RAs of every dorm about staying in their hall living rooms if I had to. This got me acquainted with them, I was able to meet random people, and if I ever needed to, I came back on campus and could sleep on any living room couch in any dorm. It's sketchy to take girls here, but if you need to dip out of a party and have no where to go, do this.

-I knew a bunch of people and some had quads with only 3 people. They had two-story beds so they inevitably had four places to sleep. I've had sex twice this way, you gotta be comfortable with having 3 other dudes sleeping in the same room though.

-Find a quad with a couch. Our quads had two separate rooms, one with the beds and one was a living space type deal. This was one of the better options I had since I was very tight with these four dudes.

-If she is sober, make her drive your car to your house. If your parents are chill with it, of course.

-Go back to her room/house. One of the more popular options you'll have, and you will probably end up using it the most.

-Go in a classroom. Our classrooms were open 24/7 if people wanted to study. Since most people studied in the library, most classrooms were always available. Nothing like seeing your Bio professor put his notes on the table you had sex on two nights ago.

-I was also really good friends with the manager at the student-run café where they had comfortable couches. He gave me the passcode number and I often went in there to eat or sleep. This also impressed a few girls.

If anything, just hit me up and I can explain anything in more detail.

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