Having known about PUA about 3 years now, and dabbling in from time to time...I've found a list of things that us 'men' in general do that pisses me off.

1. Men and women can never be best friends. I don't care how many chicks say their besties are guys or have best "guy friends", chances are if you agree to being one of them "best guy friends", you find her attractive and will probably sleep with her if given the chance. She will then proceed to walk all over you, asking for friendly favors.

2. Stop putting chicks on a pedestal. Honestly, that shit is annoying for the rest of us guys. You know how many fat ugly trolls I've seen that think they're the shit? If she's a 6 or lower, don't hold the door for her.

3. Guys who think she is "the one" right off the bat. You don't fucking buy her drinks or ask her on a date just because she looks hot. Who the fuck cares if she is, there's plenty more out there so stop fucking trying to suck up to her. She wants a drink? Earn that shit, make her entertain you enough to be worth that ~$10. Ask a chick out on a date because she entertained you enough that you don't mind seeing her lips moving a second time.

4. When it comes to sex, if she doesn't put out hit that next button instead of whining to all your bros about it the next day.

5. Whales are an endangered species, they shouldn't been seen on typical friday nights. Stop reassuring them of their looks and they'll learn it's better for them to stay home. And out of sight.

6. If you're standing around being a wallflower, why don't you go outside to stand. You're blocking up my space. And mojo.

/rant