Quote:
Sorry babe, we have to go to your place instead because:
- My roommate is a dick
- My roommate has a chick over
- The neighbor died and there's a strange smell
- My dog has the shits and there's a strange smell
- I am REALLY curious about YOUR place instead!
- I had a party the other night and still haven't cleaned up
- My cat hates people
- My air conditioning/heat is busted
Or any number of others...
Of course this excuse will get tired after a while, but might be good for a lay or two.
I like te creativity and they will help me come up with some originals thanks. Now I just gotta ask her to pick me up. Anyone have any suggestions to smoothly transition into it? Or do I just pretty much say, come pick me up ill give you some gas money and I live 20 minutes away hahah