So a couple days ago I receive a compliment from this "girl" in California on OKC. She only has one picture on her profile, we have little if anything in common. So I decide to fuck around. If you can't tell, her messages are the ones lacking capitalization. Feel free to give me some feedback/advice on this one!

hi
Mar 11, 2013 – 2:12pm
couldn't but help notice you have intense eyes

Mar 11, 2013 – 2:21pm
And what do my intense eyes tell you about me?

Mar 11, 2013 – 2:52pm
well your intense eyes tell me that you are intense.

btw how is the weather over there? I may be visiting ny soon.

you look better with long hair.

Mar 11, 2013 – 3:31pm
And your blonde hair tells me you're... blonde. Where's your creativity, girl?

Weather's actually really nice right now. Where in NY specifically?

Mar 11, 2013 – 4:36pm
look who's talking; you only answered my questions without adding anything interesting.

where's your creativity, boy?


Mar 11, 2013 – 4:41pm
"And your blonde hair tells me you're... blonde." maybe for the untrained eye..
but for the trained one, it shows this girl has nice hair which means good grooming, ability to take good care of itself which in turn will reflect in other areas.

And i thought you were a challenge.

Mar 11, 2013 – 5:10pm
You didn't answer my question. I've got better things to do than banter with someone from California. Thanks for the compliment, anyways.

Mar 11, 2013 – 5:19pm
white plains.

Mar 11, 2013 – 5:25pm
there are some more places that i need to cover in NY. Curious, Am i right that you are used to getting your way one way or an other?

One unanswered question from me, you are already sulking.

Mar 11, 2013 – 7:32pm
Robot or alien?

Mar 12, 2013 – 1:43am
carrot.

Mar 12, 2013 – 1:45am
scratch that, i have to say you are a robot. you are a like a one note canary..

jen

Mar 12, 2013 – 2:00am
Correct. I am a robot. A sex robot, powered by interesting women. Do you know any, Jen?


Mar 12, 2013 – 2:55am
sex robot, nothing new about it;these days every person is a sex robot.

sure, I know some interesting women. tell me if you know any interesting men; we can exchange.

jen

Mar 12, 2013 – 12:25pm
i misjudged you.you are a boring man. good luck with u'r serach

jen

Mar 12, 2013 – 6:06pm
You're a rather sad, and lonely person aren't you? That is, if you are a real person. Anyone can pull a single picture from the internet and make a profile around it, you know.

Mar 13, 2013 – 1:19am
yeah,whatever!

Mar 13, 2013 – 2:03am
Clever AND witty.

Mar 13, 2013 – 2:47am
As a psych major, I can tell for sure that you have some major unresolved daddy issues. Did you two play "secret games"?

Mar 13, 2013 – 3:42am
oh really...It's like your opinion, dude..

On a serious note, you are a student??

jen