Am 15 and where i live the only place to sarge is in one mall, where all the hb's in the entire country are gathered. I have a few things in mind when i approach and ther usually successful, but i dont emotionally progress with the target. I just usually end up as another guy on her friends list, but thats not the whole point.
To whoever is my age, what do u do to prepare for sarging in malls? heres my list, plz add what you think i should add/remove

appearance:

-perfume
-wristbands/bracelets
-eyecatching shoes with green neon laces
-snapback or clubmasters ray bans (one or the other)

openers:

-"Do you know why you suck?" (mystery)
-"*Walks past a girl, slight hit on the shoulder*
OOOOWWHHHHHHHHHH" (grimble)
-"Excuse me...Hey, i was talking to my friends over there, and i was u saw here and i thought you looked beautiful and i had to come talk to you and introduce myself!" (jeremy soul)

now what am lacking is more openers tht work in my situation, more ways to carry on the conversation and more methods on how to turn my image from another nice friend to a sexually attractive stranger tht came out of nowhere.

Thanks

Don't forget to carry a plastic shopping bag with other plastic bags inside it. The other bags will give it volume and make it look like it has clothes in it. Then it will be very light so it's not annoying to carry. It's merely a prop which will make you look far less suspicious and creepy. You want to look like you're at the mall shopping, not scoping for chicks.

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Go to Victoria's Secret, buy anything, walk around with the bag, it shows you have a female in your life...

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