| I'm not sure which locale best fits with this. Either way my question is this,
"Does anybody have tips/tricks/ideas on picking up military ladies?" I ask this because even though they are just ladies at the core and everything should be fundamentally the same, there is something severely different in the brain housing groups on these broads. That's right I said broads. Don't judge me.
So, I took a look around, and I'm having some problems finding any tips for landing those hot and smart Airforce Ladies, those Sexy Seamen.. (lol) and the elusive but Fiery Female Marines.
Anybody have any details on that, or want some details?
As for Airforce and Seamen, I must admit that I have almost NO knowledge on the subject. Most Marines are a different breed however. Most Marines have a belief set that everyone who isn't a Marine is disgusting. Strange, interesting, sad, but it's true. Most of us believe that. We're often weirded out when hanging out with a bunch of civilians. If you decide to tag onto a Marine, some things you might not want to do.
DON'T talk about your personal problems. This seems self explanatory, yes, but I mean don't even hint. They smell weakness. Like a chupacabra. Reconsider any openers that ask for help.
DON'T act like you're a bad ass. They've seen the baddest of the bad. I'm not saying you aren't a bad ass, but they hang out with people who've been running around in the suck since the S*** hit the fan. They will probably laugh at you.
And although it may seem to go against what I just said...
DON'T be a b**** either. It will most CERTAINLY have them laughing at you. (Then again, no one here is a b****. What am I worried about?)
There are some pointers I can make that are not negative reinforcement however.
DO be aggressive. This is for several reasons. We're all (mostly) really freakin' intense, ESPECIALLY THE FEMALES. We like doing intense sh**. And we like doing it INTENSELY. ER. Also, thinking like this typically makes people talk louder and most of us are losing our hearing because we've been around one too many BOOMS.
DO be interesting. Again, I reinforce the basics but it needs explaining. Marines (and all military as far as I understand) are very practiced in BOREDOM. When we get bored, sh** blows up. We're bored all week, then on weekends sometimes we literally burn the town down. Keep them entertained and things will go VERY smoothly.
I've got more info, but I feel like I'm just stating the obvious for non-obvious reasons. There is a clause I'd like to add just in case you have no brains.
Female Marines are still women. They're just women who can typically shoot you from five hundred yards away about nine out of ten times.
It's a beautiful thing. _________________ Take what I want, hurt as few as I can, and live my life like tomorrow I'll be catching bullets.
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