So I was having a look around this fantastic website, which is everything I've ever wanted! Stones? Got them! (
they only get you so far) What to say? Had no idea! So thanks to alot of people who I've gathered alot of valuable tips off today. I had no idea about opening, negging, push/pulling, qualifying etc... It truly has opened my eyes.
Thought I'd give some of the openers I'd seen around a shot.
(didnt your parents tell you not to poke strangers)
(did we meet last sat at ____ )
Had mixed results, before a chick came online that I've wanted to arrange a date with for ages. The following is my very first attempt to insert some push/pull, and negging in there.
I know I fucked up in a few spots, "? ing" for her approval but..well shit happens. She bought up orgasms and said no foreplay wouldn't be fun
Some background on the girl, Asian, 18, about 45-50kg, HB9 for me, porcelain skin, could be a jap model but she's
really nerdy.
Myself I am 24, 175cm 80kg, bit of extra chub (BMI 25) but my stomach is flat and I have good muscle amount underneath the skin. 2 half sleeve and chest peice tatts, so It's not like I'm self conscious with my shirt off.
Here's the convo:
Me: Hey, i finally watched Rurouni Kenshin !
not a bad choice, quite impressed
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2 hours ago
Her:That's cool ^^
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2 hours ago
Me:you've got me hooked on the oldschool I think now
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2 hours ago
Her:Hahaha, old anime is pretty nostalgic
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2 hours ago
Me:=/ I didnt get to nostalgia
must be doin it wrong
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2 hours ago
Her:Probably because you never watched it before recently
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about an hour ago
Me:you know what, that could have something to do with it!
Did you go through school on a scholarship? Got brains!
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about an hour ago
Her:XD
I wish.
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about an hour ago
Me:I thought asians were born smart?
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about an hour ago
Her:Hahaha!
I guess I am? Though I don't really put it to good use
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about an hour ago
Me:hahaha, thats the aussie spirit!
you must learn fast!
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about an hour ago
Me:I thought the other asian stereotype was strict parents? You're up late for a school night dont tell me I've been being lied too all this time...
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about an hour ago
Her:INDEED
I am actually a fat, caucasian male who is horny for chats.
ASL PLZ
XD
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about an hour ago
Me:17/f/LA
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about an hour ago
Her:tits or gtfo
hurhurhur
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about an hour ago
Me:shit, backed into a corner
let me google some
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about an hour ago
Her: XD
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about an hour ago
Me:wait, how do you get horny for chats
thats a weird kink
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about an hour ago
Her:Maybe when someone says hello back to me, I orgasm
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about an hour ago
Me:oh yeah, the emotional reaction of a feeling of possibly being wanted releases all those positive endorphins
I read a story bout that the other day
At least you don't have to worry about foreplay
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about an hour ago
Her: Hahahaha!
How sad.
That would be pretty depressing.
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about an hour ago
Me:If i could orgasm off a word, I'd spend all day reading
ba doom tish?
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about an hour ago
Her: Hahahaha! Really? xD
That would be too easy though.
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about an hour ago
Me:Iguess you only get out of it what you put in
or you put in what you get out...hmm i sense a great sex pun here
have you had a chance to check out the anime at ****?
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about an hour ago
Her: No? What is it?
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about an hour ago
Me:
..*link*
about an hour ago
Her: Ooh!!
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about an hour ago
Me: tisk tisk, there are gaps in your impenetrable fortress of anime knowledge
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about an hour ago
Her: There is, though there is only two days left of it and I can't go ;A;
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about an hour ago
Me: how did you know I was going to ask you?!
magic
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about an hour ago
Her: I am Asian.
That's why.
@___@
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about an hour ago
Me: Oh, cos you get it alot?
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about an hour ago
Her:Not really
Speaking of Rurouni Kenshin, apparently a live-action movie has been made recently!
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about an hour ago
Me:really? Hmmm, must be something wrong with you then....I just made a close escape!
googling...googling...
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about an hour ago
Her: *link*
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Me: hmm sounds like it was 'surprisingly good'
won't be released here for a good while =/
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about an hour ago
Her: It looks like they did really well with casting!
Yeah, unfortunately.
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59 minutes ago
Me:
I have not heard of aany of the cast before
you?
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58 minutes ago
Her:
No, I don't take note of Japanese actors really.
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57 minutes ago
Me:
what actors do get your attention?
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57 minutes ago
Her:
The only actor I know of is Yamamoto Yusuke
and even then I've never seen him act
I just thought he was hot xD
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55 minutes ago
Me:huh? Yamamoto Yusuke?
I just searched him and it just came up with pictures of some asian girl
oh...wait...that is yamamoto
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55 minutes ago
Her:XD
*shrugs* I think he's cute.
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53 minutes ago
Me:to be fair, if I look at it objectively, you could call him cute
but cute is what you call a girl
therein lies the problem
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52 minutes ago
Her:Don't question my tastes XD
I like what I like!
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51 minutes ago
Me:
hahaha just make sure you get him some heavy boots to wear
the wind around here might blow him away
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50 minutes ago
Her:
Hey! That's not nice
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48 minutes ago
Me:
he doesnt need me to be nice, hes got a bunch of cute asian girls drooling after him !
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47 minutes ago
Her:
Hahaha!
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47 minutes ago
Me:
I'll have to see if Kristys interested in the REEL show
Not too big on lonering to the thing, but I can't invite any of my regular mates to an anime movie marathon o.o
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43 minutes ago
Her:because they don't hold the same interest I'm guessing?
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42 minutes ago
Me:
See, I told you you were smart!
Your anime interests were the reason I added Kristy, then you in the first place xD
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41 minutes ago
Her:
I thought so!
Do you know Kristy in person?
Or did you stumble upon her on Facebook?
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40 minutes ago
Me:nah invited her out to that **** that was recently but i never followed up and made firm plans
I think she said something along the lines of how thrilled her bf would be as well...
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38 minutes ago
Her:Sarcasm?
o.o
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38 minutes ago
Me:
yyyyeah i got that impression haha
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37 minutes ago
Her:
Ah, okay.
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37 minutes ago
Me:
her loss
right? ;D (yes is the answer)
(oops this is where I thought I asked her to qualify me, amirite?)
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36 minutes ago
Her:
xD
It's relative. But in your opinion, yes.
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35 minutes ago
Me:
intellectual burn
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35 minutes ago
Her:
Hahaha! But it is relative!
Depends on context.
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34 minutes ago
Me:
mmm? Do expand on that
Here's a shovel
you might need it
Had to crash at that point, so signed off with 'peace' like I usually do.
Anyway,
TL;DR
Pros:
She bought up orgasms
Seemed interested in what I had to say
Apparently doesn't get asked out alot??? (HB9 for me, 45kg asian with a C cup and 18yo but nerdy)
Cons:
I don't know anything about anime and had to research on the trot
Didn't really have any idea what I was doing
Accidentally asked her to qualify me (oops)
Think I got shut down when I did so, but would like someone with more expertise to confirm
Cheers for any feedback fellas, much appreciated!
LumberjackOK
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