Help me develop a joke



Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 16 guests
Post new topic Reply to topic   Board index » Get Into The Game: New Forum Members Start Here » General Questions

Unanswered topics | Active topics | New posts | Your posts





  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
genericname
 Post subject: Help me develop a joke
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:51 am 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:43 am
Posts: 2
Hi I'm new here and my experience has purely been through online sarging, I've had had sex with three women so far in my life and I met all of them online...

This is a joke that I came up with but I'd like suggestions on how to make it more clear to the point:

Me: "Do you know what the finest thing you can do for a woman is? ;) "

Girl : "Nope"

Me: "It is to say no during the evening and give her a BIG surprise in the morning :)"

I haven't really gotten a greater quantity of responses using this as an opener, but to my surprise the girls who actually do respond are Hb7 and up...

Any suggestions?
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Chinopants
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:53 am 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:33 am
Posts: 323
Location: Durham NC
I don't get it? am I just a dumb blond?

_________________
Why guys and girls don't mesh.

"Chicks are crazy and guys are dumb." Chinopants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... a_Nno&NR=1
Top
   
Reply with quote  
genericname
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:55 am 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:43 am
Posts: 2
Quote:
I don't get it? am I just a dumb blond?
See this is the issue with some... it refers to sex, when I write "to say no during the evening" it refers to the man declining sex, and then "give her a BIG surprise the morning after" is obviously about having sex with her...


Common, you guys cant be this slow! Gimme some suggestions on how to improve it...
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Chinopants
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:49 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:33 am
Posts: 323
Location: Durham NC
That's what I thought but it just isent that funny. Sorry guy.

My best joke I will share. Its awful but is funny as hell.




"know why are my eyes always red after sex?"






"Pepper spray"

_________________
Why guys and girls don't mesh.

"Chicks are crazy and guys are dumb." Chinopants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... a_Nno&NR=1
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Gemo
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:05 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum

Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:45 pm
Posts: 19
Have you heard about the type of dogs that can jump higher than the average house?

Nope.

That is due to their long legs and due to the fact that the average house can't jump.
Top
   
Reply with quote  
puaninja
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:13 pm 
Offline
PUA Forum Leader
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:27 pm
Posts: 2817
I wrote a book on penguins.
In retrospect, paper would've been better....

_________________
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!” ~Audrey Hepburn
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Beast 45
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:24 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:22 am
Posts: 142
Do you want to hear a joke? Blonds! hahaha. This works for literally anything. Do you want to hear a joke? Irish sobriety ha! Women's rights, ha! I could go on.

_________________
Now, bring me that horizon!
Top
   
Reply with quote  
stevejabba
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:08 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Addict

Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:03 pm
Posts: 276
Website: http://www.authenticpua.com/primal-seduction/
Location: London
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs and doesn't move?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

_________________
The natural "Steve" who trained Richard La Ruina (Gambler)

http://www.authenticpua.com/primal-seduction/
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Tr@veler
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:38 pm 
Offline
PUA Forum Leader

Joined: Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:22 am
Posts: 1200
Location: London
If the woman can handle some jabbing at women.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"Women's rights."

Gets a laugh with the guys, and a playful hit from the girls.
Top
   
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 9 posts ] 

Board index » Get Into The Game: New Forum Members Start Here » General Questions

All times are UTC

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

Can we be honest?

We want your email address. Let me send you the best seduction techniques ever devised... because they are really good.
close-link