Got this gils number Friday. Told her I'd text her today. She sh1t tested me hard and I'm stuck. Here's what happened:

ME: Hey you. Yeah YOU! Can you keep a secret?
HER: Hey! And yes I can..
ME: Don't tell anyone but I met a really cute girl the other day. Her name is [girls name] It was a shame she didn't have bigger boobs though.
HER: Sorry I don't measure up, but I'm not really into shallow guys so I don't know what else to say...

Please provide an example of what you think the best response would be!

these texts reak of afc chode. you fucked this up with fake bullshit. my advice to you is to not use texting to escalate, at least at the stage you are at now. texting can be used later once you have more core fundamentals of game. use texting to create dates, other than that it is pointless. in this scenario, you were tryning to be cocky funny, but over a text it just looks really stupid. she wasnt shit testing you, she was saying wtf is this guys deal? next time cut the shit, be direct and straightforward with your intent ex. lets hang out tommorow at 1pm.

if i were to say anything it would be:


ew girl actually im helping my best friend find a new girl after his recent breakup. its almost impossible because he only likes girls with really big boobs dont ask me why.

I am far from an expert but I know for a fact women shut down when you talk about boobs and other direct sexual stuff. I know you were trying to go for a DHV but you made yourself look like a creep.

I get what you were trying to do. I have even read that same trick being used, however I do not think your suppose to use the girls actual name in the text. I agree I do think you fucked up to a degree and at the same time i think she is giving you shit back. You have trapped yourself my friend, if you don't have a witty come back your going to look like a dick.

Depending on her personality- I would say something like. I'm only shallow with girls i know that can't keep my interest. Dont use that though you may look more like a jackass then you already do.

P.S Every guy including myself looks like a jack ass, learn from it and move on.

that's one of the most fucked up text conversations i've ever seen

why would you comment on a girl having smaller tits

is that some sort of neg?

you aren't supposed to neg physical aspects that a girl can't change

epic fail, my friend

time to go away and join a monastery

pray, meditate, get spiritual for awhile and then try this stuff later

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