Lets make this short.

I was getting lemonade? Icecream with a friend near his cabin, I forget. I dropped a toonie (thats a 2 dollar coin yea I'm Canadian) through this deck and I had to borrow a buck or 2 from my friend to cover what I orderd.

A few minutes later i said outloud "Dammit I wish I didn't drop that toonie through the deck". A random blonde (good looking) said "Ooooooo Muffin". I didn't reply or really acknowledge her response, 2 minutes later she came up to me with a toonie "Here you go It rolled over there". There's no way it rolled from under that deck, I Know this. A hottie just gave 2 dollars, Wtf is going on?

Who cares, what are you waiting for?

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My personal mantra:

"Every woman's a whore in the right situation"
"They're all selling it for something"
"She's sluttier than you think she is"