My personality I like to give as much as I get, I've already banged this girl a couple of times but she's moved back to parents house a couple times anyway I was talking to her about how hot it was recently, she also revealed she's been sunbathing naked, anyway:

Her: can your knob even get tanned?

Me: sure, freaks the neighbours out a bit but it's worth it!

Her: All those poor people that had to see your cock!

Obviously giving as well as I get here would be something like:

"Very true, I hear up in London (she lives there) there's a girl on the loose with a pale vagina/pussy. Keep an eye out, I hear she's sexy as fuck!"

or

"tsktsk thinking about my cock again are we?"

or just drop it and reopen in a weeks times. It is essentially a month and a half before I even get a chance to get with her again.

keep the tension high by escalating and turning her on.

shes talking about your cock, why would you drop it?

Think I ballsed up bro, seems she dropped it.

Me: All of them have witnessed a miracle or a snake on the loose (sent before bed)

Her: Hahaha bless you, how's life going? x (sent upon awakening i assume)

I'm guessing I missed her "horny" mode last night. I was out drinking with the lads and didn't want to seem "Woah your horny? i'l drop everything I'm doing" but still. Not an encouraging response

Annoying thing is I have shagged this girl a fair few times and shown her a good time. I'm good at this shit in person especially with girls I've already had sex with. Fucking hate text game!