Let me get started... last tuesday I was invated to go to a nightclub in my area by an old friends of my... I m 23 he is 21... so this what happened this day I literally talk or say hi to every person in the place I love to dance so dance... with like 6 different chicks talk to some the were siting at the bar and a lot of stuff... so i build social group with ppl i dont know... so as the night goes on this girl i was dancing with ask me why was my friend not dancing and btw he was at the bar the whole time she was on the center of the dance floor (the next day i was like "oh! she was aactually look where i was going and with whom i was talking") well as the night goes on i was going back to the bar and the dance floor... then like half an hour before the nigt club close ... she hands me her Iphone and when i look at it it was on the dial part so i dial my number call and save my number and name on her phone... then give back to her and she text me her name back to my cell... so once the night was over I walk her back to her car (she was with her friend girl) and i was with my... we talk a little i find out a few more thing about her like where she is originaly from with is Italy and such and i was talking a little italian little french little of everything then she was surprice that i spoke french so she loudly tell her friend with a (like o wow tune) he speaks french... well as it goes on i ask how often she goes there (nighclub) she was not so often but she later suggested to go again next tuesday so i replay with and yes. and i told her i was gonna call her next monday or tuesday and also the I have a very busy scheduled duiring the week due to my job... well soo i a say goodbye i first go to her friend who hands me her hand so i kiss her hand... ( i was like why not) then when i aproch her to kiss her on the cheek ( very normal this to do for me) she kiss me on both cheek... i got surpice cuz i didnt know that italian kiss like french ppl... so thats the story... and i was thinking of calling her on sunday to suggest if she like to come along with me to the mall (i gotta buy a shirt to that next tuesday) you know meet at the mall ( u know long walk talking all that stuff get to know her better and see whats up)....
also my physical is not on the rip... im 295 pounds 6 foot tall well built but fat green eyes (freaking good looking) sexy mothe f**ka ....( yes i love my self)... so please tell me what u thing and I like to know ur thoughts the good one and bad one... alll of it... thank you very much

if is not understandable plz let me know so can write more clearly thank

Rewriting that would definitely be a big help. You're missing some important words so it's kind of impossible to follow. Paragraphs would be great too.