Texting is easy. By using al this pua bs you just make it complicated and har. If I
was that girl I would answer the same thing because it was not that funny.
When you text you should be honest and flert.
Like this:
Hey, drinks tonight?
- Sorry i cant. How bout tomorrow?
Ok
Or:
What you doing? when can we meet?
- Im just getting ready to go out to a dinner with my parents.. Um... i dont know, how bout this weekend?

This weekend it is. So... Anja... what are you wearing?
- lol what kind of a question is that?
A kinky one, i guess

- lol, a black dress

I hope its tight and short, i bet you look great in it

enjoy dinner, see ya!
Theres no point in sending something like: i was just walking down the street
and this woman came to me and just started screaming.., if you have the balls to
be homest and simple and just ask her out and flirt by telling her shes sexy...
Remember, if a girl likes you she will answer and meet with you, you just have to
send a normal text. No complicating.
If she doesent like you well you could send something funny as hell and at best
shell just text with you, waste your tame and never meet.
Keep it simple and flerty

No bs