Well I saw a post on Reddit that mentioned this site. Clicked it and started to read. I decided post something I have mastered in college as well as one of my pick up lines.

:: Not sure where this post should fit ::

How to graduate from college with out buying a book and meet girls:
(Some exceptions may apply: Computer science... ect)

I graduated from LSU with a 3.25. I'm not studious and school is not my thing. Never was and it was always difficult. I used this technique for every class for every semester. It works 100% of the time and it's how I met my wife.

Step 1: Arrive to class a little early but do not go inside the class room. Sit outside / stand and just play on your phone while looking up. Get a scope of the ratio of girls / guys. (Done. It's that easy. Just stand there. Anyone can do this so can you.)

Step 2: Enter class 5 minutes late or when the amount of people who are entering class have slowed down. (Just as easy as step 1)

Step 3: Scan the class room. Specifically scan the middle of the class. Find the HOTTEST girl that is sitting alone in the middle of the class room. (Empty chair on both of her sides). Walk up and ask if this seat is taken (while pointing). She will say no so take a seat.

(DONE! That's it! That's my whole secret. If you can say 1 line and do 1 action the rest is a cake walk. Let me explain the theory and how it plays out 100% of the time)

1. Sit next to someone in the middle of the class. Someone in the back won't attend as frequent as the middle. Someone in the front won't want to have any communication for fear of the teacher saying something.

2. Majority of the time people sit in the same seat every class. So every time you attend class you don't have to ask if the seat is taken. Just find the girl if she is in the same area and sit next to her. You don't have to say anything to her. NOTHING

3. About week 3 in you can make little remarks. "Wow do you even understand what he is saying?" "Arg I wish he would let us out early. He's such a stiff." There are a million of things you can say and since you have been sitting next to the girl for 3 weeks its easy even for those people who struggle.

4. There are 2 things that will happen. 1. She is dumb and you realize that. You pay extra attention to the material so you can help her before the test. 2. She is smart so you play semi dumb so she can help you. But ether way you can borrow her book and study the female anatomy if you know what I mean.

5. Win or lose with this girl you win in the end. Why? Well you go to class every day. What better motivation to go to school then sex? I mean play this out. "arg.. I don't want to wake up.. hhmm but that blonde big tit girl in chem is soooo hot. Ok I'm going to class." So you win because you go to class and make better grades.

Sex controls EVERYTHING.

Anyways.. please comment and let me know your opinions / questions

Pick up line:

If I ask you for sex, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?

or

If I ask you to dance, will you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?

This is a great first post. You should put up an intro post in the "Introduce Yourself" board! Seems like you'll be right at home here.

I'm not a Redditor but I sure do like them rage comics.

You went to LSU? I went to a university near there for a little while.

I like your method man. Except I'm in engineering so the whole "hot girl in your class" thing doesn't really happen lol.

I like it. And have actually used something similar 5-6 years ago when i was at UofH. After sleeping with a HB8 i sat next to i even cheated off her the rest of the year. lol got an B without studying for that class. good times. But yeah it works.
I would however ask stupid questions on the first day i sat there. Then every class talk a little more and more until id ask her out for coffee, then a drink then bang. EZ as pie.