So my friends brother (hes in grade 11) asked me where he went wrong with his chat.. I lol'd reading this, though it did bring back a few haunting memories :

AFC
were u hating on my g-lasses?

Girl:
what?

AFC:
don't play dumb with me i'm pree sure u were hating on my G-lasses @ the bus stop

Girl:
oh hahhahahha

AFC:
u were preeety hammered, luckily u ran into us although i still cannot believe u hated my 3d glasses (he wears those 3d glasses from the theatre, except with the lenses popped out)

Girl:
we ran into you for like 2 seconds?

AFC:
were u walkin around newport 2day? or was that some other gal who looks identical 2 u

Girl:
ya i was

AFC:
oh haha i wasn't sure, ya'l shudve chilled wit us i would've bought u anything of the dollar menu at mcdonalds (lol C&F attempt?)

Girl:
haha i gotta go sleep bye

AFC:
good night miss

AFC:
to be honest you looked absolutely stunning last night other than your beauty..what else do you excel in

Girl:
Uh wat ....

AFC:
are you drunk again?

Girl:
no

AFC:
I'll believe u this time anyways are u gonna catch the hockey game tonight

Girl:
yes

AFC (lol i love this one):
What do you think the score is going to be and who'll score the most?

Girl:
i dont know

AFC:
What do u know ? Besides walkin around new port checkin out basketballers hah

Girl:
i didnt check any of you out,

AFC:
cmoon Jessica we both know it

Girl:
i have a boyfreind

AFC
aight

Zero social intelligence.

Apart from poor social intelligence, I didn't think it was that cringe-worthy until he mentioned how stunning she looked. Very downhill from there.