So to clarify, there is this kind of semi celebrity girl who I have seen on facebook. We have have mutual friends. She is pretty hot.

I now have a couple of decent profile photos.. there is one of my face (which is ok) and one of my upper torso and face whilst on holiday. I am wearing a tea shirt with rucksack too. Looks good and its a new picture.

So in keeping with advice on this forum, I messaged her today and took the piss out of her photo. You can see her arm pit and so I messaged:


I am definitely of the opinion that this girl (if single) gets loooads of attention and blokes telling her how fit she is so I really feel I need to stand out here.
My gut reaction is tell her that I am the prize, not her and throw something back to question her. Not bow to her at all. i havent done too well with online stuff before, so want to get this right.

I appreciate that this is a facebook thing, but it is still about conversation and not general online gaming so thought I would post here.

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you got nothing to lose...

DHV? who are you kidding..you waste time on facebook! that says enough..

you might write her anything..


how about this:


you don't remember me cause I didn't notice you so far,
thus I didn't bother getting too close to you at the bar..
now don't get me wrong, I'm a normal man and like tits..
but I suddenly got a tiny little fetish for beautiful armpits
since yours must be the most beautiful I've ever seen;
this just makes me as horny as Charlie Sheen.
the sight is to the eye like the scent of a rose
to the most sensitive and delicate nose.

haha..

I don't know.. certainly a different things to say...

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copy it to the T
just give it a try and see..
hopefully her mother tongue is english
otherwise it's just rubbish


you may want to close it
by saying :

someone once said : "I have a dream..."
mine is taking you out for ice cream
on a warm and sunny day.
but let's not wait too long
or else I might go astray.
am I coming on too strong?

@ neyos

Briliant, you sir are a cool cat...mouse...cartoony thing

Actually Neyos, I just re-read and agree.. its a very good reply.. very good one.

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