I need some help with this fucking smoking hot HB9.5.

Background: I kclosed hb9.5 at Christmas after simply walking up to her and telling her that she looked smoking hot. A bit of dancing and 2 minutes later her tongue was wrapped around my tonsils with my hands on that fucking tight white ass. I've known her a few years but only as a friend of a friend and she's a few years older than me. I want her to be mine and her love tunnel needs exploring. She's girlfriend material - and that speaks volumes to me because I'm a fussy mothefucker.

Yesterday she puts her fb status as 'bored...' and we go on to have the following fb interaction (I don't have her number):


Bearer: Hb9.5 are you in notts? 
Hb9.5: Random question...no why? X
Bearer: Apparently random fits our agenda quite well! (referring to christmas kclose) You're bored, and today I'm going to an awesome place...you're company would have been interesting, but never mind x
Hb9.5: Arrhh....gutted!!! Very cute of you tho. so are u going to make me jealous and tell me where?? X
Bearer: Ha ha I would love to tell you but then it wouldn't be so awesome. Next time you're home give me a shout and we will go there but it has to be a secret! X
Hb9.5: Tease!!!! I thought only girls were supposed to be like that! Looks like i will have to be bored in London then...food shopping, cleaning or a run...WOW amazing choices!! Have a good day x
Bearer: You go steady Paris Hilton! Enjoy your weekend x
Bearer: Ha Paris Hilton???? Im not blonde, rake thin or a heiress?? Ha ha. you too x

At this point I don't respond. Then today I get this: 

Hb9.5: Im still trying to think what this amazing thing could be!! x
Bearer: Haha on a day like today it's probably the best place to be in Notts! How wild was your cleaning day yesterday? I bet you were feeling the burn this morning you little party animal! X
Hb9.5: So its outdoors??? Was a very stressful day....having a similar day today. what a wild and exciting life i lead  
Bearer: Yep it's outdoors but im giving too much away now, stop peer pressuring me! Is it hot there? Get yourself out in the sun x
Hb9.5: Ha ha i like peer pressure it normally works !! Its not that warm...i have been out but just doing a bit if work while watching shit tv. its nite warm enough to sun bath x
Bearer: It won't work on me sunshine, daddy always told me not to give in!   Sunday is the day of rest and you should stop doing work immediately x 

And this is where we're at. My questions are:

Where do I go now to keep the interaction alive? My thoughts are just to leave it for a bit and maybe message her in a few days...but what to message her with? I'm not going to say 'hey how are you' or anything else that an AFC would ask - I want something interesting to open her with.

Do I try and #close her or stick with fb? I don't think there's enough comfort for the digits. Plus if I #close then I should call her and my phone game isn't too great.

How do I make sure she gets in touch when she's next home without sounding needy? I wasn't lying about the awesome place. If she knows what's good then she'll come with me there and I will lay the smack down on that shit.

Basically, I need to know what to do next. The girl is off the fucking chain and I want her in every position (to quote stelar!). My Afc self tells me she's perfect.

Thanks in advance.

Bearer.

So many problems...

First off, even if you think you meant it as a joke, never get into the habit of calling a woman perfect.

Second, game other girls, all the time. The best way to avoid being needy and desperate is to continue to game other girls. Since no girl is perfect, there's always a chance of finding someone more compatible.

Third, the Paris Hilton thing made no sense...it didn't hurt you this time, but I have been guilty as well of coming up with a line in my head that was very funny, only for it to make no sense and just leave her confused.

Fourth, stop with the damn facebook. If you just talk to her online you lose the emotional connection as your only interactions with her become type. Tell her you need to get her number in order to invite her out. If she won't give it, well that answers a lot of questions.

Fifth, game other girls, because you may find one that is less trouble.

Sixth, you will never know 100% if she's in or not. You'll never have so much comfort built up that you can go for the next step, risk-free. At some point, you'll have to take the chance of getting rejected.

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These hos ain't loyal

trying WAY too hard.

@ asesino: did you write that just for a rep point? Please give examples so I can see where I've gone wrong.

@ dj z: funnily enough before your response I text my fwb (hb8) and set her up coming to mine - the fact that this hb9.5 is so fucking hot made me realise I need to game other chicks to have a chance with her - so im on that.

It sounds a bit lame to me to ask her for her number 'to invite her out' - she lives about 3 hours drive from me so that sounds like a bad idea to me. What I want to do is keep the current interaction fun so that when she's back she gets in touch. Either that or find a better way to get the digits.

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