Hi
first, let me tell you that I have a weird sense of humor and not everyone gets me.

today I was at the library and I saw these 2 girls were by the computer, but not using it. I needed to use the computer so I told them "get the fuck out of my way bitches." while one of them took me seriously, the other one started laughing. I think she was the girl of my dreams because 99% of the population dont get me. so i already like her for that.

then I went in line to check out a book, standing right behind them. the girl turned around, saw me, and giggled, whispering something in her friend's ears.

then it was their turn. I noticed that they were arguing with the librarian...they needed to reserve a study room, but the rules say you have to be a group of at least 3 people to reserve a room, and they were only 2.

So I walked up to them and I offered to be the third person, I would help them reserve the room and then leave. but they said no, thanks, they just called their friend who is coming over.

so I started feeling like an AFC. like they think I am trying to impress them.
In the future, how do I make it clear that I am not trying to impress her?
I thought i should say something like "I am not trying to impress you. I dont even find you attractive. well I do, but just a little. I am not even going to ask for your phone number. I might, but probably not. but if you want, I can help you with the room?"
dammit I met the girl of my dreams and I didnt get her number.

Your sense of humor sucks, let's lead off there. If I recall correctly, you have admitted that you hate women. Maybe your humor is really just you being a dick.

Telling a girl you're not interest won't make her fall in love. And look at how fucking silly you are. One girl thinks you're not a tremendous ass and for that you deem her the girl of your dreams. You need, still, therapy and a serious overhaul of your outlook on life.

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These hos ain't loyal

I'm sorry but I disagree. the way i see it, I am just being myself and if someone doesnt like me or doesnt get me, then fuck them. I am not going to change myself to other people's liking.
I like to make myself look like an idiot and make someone laugh. if they are uptight or too stupid to get my joke, then that's their problem.

You have to show that you don't really care and just want to help so they can get the away from the line.

Something like this would have been better I think : "Listen you can just put my name if it's all you need."

This way, it shows that you just want to help and you let them know that you are only given them your name. Anyway let's not over think, after all there is bitches everywhere. :/ Who refuse help from someone if they only need a signature?

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Sorry for my english mistakes.