I didn't visit a forum for a long time! I guess that I learned what I wanted and became selfish. Anyway I am here to share with you guys my new pick up line that I am using for 5-6 months now. There is some statistics (From what I remembered because I clean my phone every month). Also, take notes that I have 1 full time job, one part-time, an online business and 2 classes so I don't have a lot of time. I go out maybe 3-4 times a month. 20 years olds, Arabic, no muscle, looking good though.
Stats for 5-6 months:
- Chicks met : Around 60 from what I remembered before I deleted my Facebook.
- Danced with : Maybe 30?
- Kissed-closed : 15 to 20. Often 2-3 in the same night
- #-Closed :After I danced with a chick I usually get her #. Maybe 20-25
- Laid : 3 different women, but one I dated her for a while
- Dated : 1, for 1 month, then dumped her because she started to have feelings
- Rejected : Too much to count...
What they all have in common? I approached all these with the same line and never paid them a drink.
"Hey, I always been shy to tell you this but I love you since I am *Random age*. I love you"
Before you start laughing think about it. This is funny because you never seen this girl before. Also, you let her know that you're interested. I know it's not all PUA who are for those kind of Pickup line but anyway.
Why it works, it's simple. You can, literally, say ANYTHING. It's the way you say it that matters. The way that I approach a girl is simple. I make sure I am not coming from the side or behind. She may thinks you're a creep. I tell her my line. Simple as that. Now from there I play the game depending of her answer. Most of the time the girl will laugh and say something like this "I don't even know you!".
It's freestyle from there. most of the time I tell her that she already broke my heart once and now again because she don't remember me. Once a girl actually acted like if she remembered me but forgot my name lol. It was funny as hell. Anyway, anything she replies I try to include "I love you *name here*". When I do this, I always act cool, smirk but not a big smile. Sometimes it's hard to resist because you get funny or bitchy answers. I got weird faces really often, but I realized that it depends of the club and place I am. Now when I use it I have about 70% of successful rate but I use it less often than before.
Last saturday, I k-closed a chick in the dancefloor. She went away for a drink and instead of waiting I used my line on a HB9. I saw everyone trying to talk to her but went for it anyway. I got rejected and got a bitchy look. No words. Anyway I acted like nothing happened and continue to dance and kissed my first girl. Then I went out to find my friends and saw this HB9 again. I went to her while she was with her friend and told her that I had to have sex with 10 girls to forget about you! She found that funny and we started to talk about how we loves each other and how we should get married. Also, she started insulting the girl I kissed. A good sign of jalousie, but at least she saw that I don't like to waste my time.
Anyway, she asked for my name so she can add me on Facebook, I told her I deleted mine because I had too many friends too handles. She tooks my phone from my hand and put her number and called herself. I didn't ask.
HER : Where are you?
ME : Waiting outside for you darling (Was actually waiting for the cab but she don't know that
)
HER : Waiting for the cab?
ME : No for you!
HER : Ok i'm coming
HER : My friends don't want to come with me...
(Later she came alone without her friends) After 15 minutes chilling and flirting around, my friend and I took a cab and she left)
HER : Hey, don't touch yourself thinking about me
ME : Don't worry women...
HER : Haha We will see each other sometime!
ME : I love you (L)
HER : Always (L)
It's a shame she lives 2h from here...But she passed from rejecting me infront of her friend to leaving her friends to come see me.
Anyway, you get the idea. It's not to brag but just to pass a message that pick up lines can be anything funny. It's just an ice breaker.
When I get rejected, most of the time I go away, but sometimes you see that the girl just don't want to look easy in front of her friends so I start talking to the others too, saying stuff like "Hey your friend broke my heart, she's always like that with good guys?". I am just having fun at it. Actually too much, even when I'm in my car I start yelling I love you to random people, even guys (And no, I'm not under any drugs when I do that
).
I just wanted to share this line, I have more stories to tell but it involves others lines that the world isn't ready to hear.
Just kidding, I'm a selfish bastard, I can't share everything.
I challenge you to use that next time you go out. Be sure you are enjoying your night. It's only a way to make funny stories to tells, don't try too hard.
Have fun players.
CHAT