fuck me..haha think im done with the online thing



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:56 am 
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Sure, its fun chatting with random women online...but thus far, I've nothing but bad luck....

Tonight I messaged some girl and she took a liking to my openers and profile...so she gave me her number...told me to come pick her up and i could do anything I want to her.....I was like whatever..I'll take some head....So i pick her up and we drive a few miles down the road to a nature trail and I get some fucking good head for a lil while....then she's like

HER: Im horny, do you wana fuck me?
ME: naaahhh I didnt bring rubbers
HER: Its okay I'm on 2 kinds of birth control
ME: I still wear rubbers
HER: You can always pull out..
ME: naah rubbers..

She was done after that haha.....so I zip up and we head back to her house for me to drop her off......Get about 500 feet down the road and I'm like no fucking way.....this...cant...be...happening haha fucking FLAT TIRE


I kinda feel like it was a sign from the universe saying "we tried to tell you this was a bad idea, but you didnt get the other signs...we know you're going to get this one!"


So yeah, I think I'm done with that shit for a while...bad shit seems to happen when I meet bitches online lol


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:10 am 
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Like I always say, always have condoms. Then again I might have to say I don't have any just to see how see she reacts. I don't want to fuck a girl who says the shit that girl did lol.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:19 am 
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Thats a great story lol.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:18 am 
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Oh I had condoms...I just didn't feel like fuckin her


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