You: I only smoke marijuana. Cigarettes are bad for your health.
Her: But, but you have a pack in your pocket...
You (Take out cigarette pack and insert it in your jeans just above where your dick is): Where? I don't see any.
Her: There. (Moves to take your cigarette.)
You: Pervert. You're not even my girlfriend yet.
Say routine with a serious face. And protrude your hips to exaggerate your crotch.
Hint: A serious face is more attractive to women research scientists say.

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