Werd, it seems like you are putting too much time in learning materials and not enough time enjoying social interaction.
Openers - You don't have to memorize many. Its best to come up with your anyways, and situation openers are better than canned.
Routines - Stick with one. I prefer the C&F routine, which doesn't take much practice and works for me. Something else might come natural to you, you just have to find out what that is and go with it.
DHV stories - These should just be stories of your own life - not made up bullshit. In other words, these should come easy because they are part of YOUR life.
Body language - You should be working on this for yourself more than anything. And its not hard, just become comfortable with your surroundings and yourself. Which leads into the next thing...
Clothing - If you think you look funny, don't dress that way. Simple really... dress comfortably.
Magic tricks - Not necessary. Good, but don't dwell on it. There are other ways to build attraction and comfort, decide which is easiest for you.
All the rest are just learned along the way. It seems as though you may have had a bad night, so I can understand the rant. But don't let the game take over your life in such a negative way.
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