So one of my bins stood me up last night. She called me around 8pm saying she was free and was coming over, but had to stop home to shower and change. "I'll be over in a bit" she said.
An hour later I text
Me: a bit is officially longer than an hour
HB: "no reply"
Another hour goes by so I call and it goes straight to voicemail.
Me: seriously? If you're not coming over don't tell me you are. It really sucks being stood up you know
7:00am I get a text back
HB: OMG! sorry babe I really was coming over but I fell asleep.
Me: right before forwarding my calls. You have to actually lay down to fall asleep.
HB: my phone died!

and you have no clue how tired I was!
HB: HELLO?
SO! how long should I freeze her? And I know she's going to know I'm freezing her... I always carry my phone for business and text right back. So me even waiting 30min is out of character. So what should I tell her when she gets pissy about the freeze?