I dont understand anymore at all

i remember last year even and even the beginning of this semester

i say stuff to girls and they don't respond

at around early-mid october

it's just changed ridiculously

i say like 5 words...hey what's up

her: blha blah lbhalh blhab lahb alh...etc etc

or like


me: hi
her: awkward look, walks away, two seconds later she taps me on the shoulder starts talking to me before someone pulls her away


me: hey what's up
her: hi
me: something don't remember
her: shit test, anotehr one, anotehr one, another one, apologizing, hugging me


like this stuff happens in like every interaction now and i don't get it...even during the day it's been manifesting



The more ridiculous ones i can remember:

me: hey what's your name
her: oh she's ___.
me: no i'm asking what you're name is not your friend i don't care about her
her: says my name
me: let's go inside, [pull her in...sit on some stool]
her: she gets right in my face and starts telling me her aspirations
me: cool
her: keeps ranting noses touching and we make out..[the hotter friend comes in] oh this is my best friend ___ [says it like 20 times]
her: starts dancing up on me while i'm on the chair...the hotter friend tells her to go see this one dude over somewhere else
hotter friend: starts talking to me about stuff and starts grabbing me and whatnot



me: hi i'm ___
her: she responds...she then comes all the way into me and starts apologizing for not hearing me...when iw asn't speaking...and blahb lah and moving me to a quieter area..keeps takling
me: i love this song playing right now
her: me too. blah keeps talking

friend comes in tells me she has a boyfriend, pulls her away
me: Hi who are you [to friend]
friend: goes on and on
me: i finally go say something to her ear once she shuts up
her: pushes me away..were you trying to kiss me? grabs me and makes out with

Sounds like a threesome invitation...

sounds like the start of a poorly written sex story. ahaha

You started shaving.

Er... what?

There was a post on whether guys should have facial hair or not like a dozen days ago.