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If I'm at a party and I drink moderately how do I pretend I'm drunk enough to kiss someone inadvertently?
Not saying that's the right thing to do....you probably wouldn't want to go about it that way, but I've had to pretend to be drunk for other reasons before (it's a long story)...
Just fill a cup up, drink a decent amount....Nonchalantly exclaim that you have to go to the bathroom and dump some of the drink in the toilet. When you come out of the bathroom, act like you just chugged some of it or something...then just act like you normally do when you're drunk, and I'm guessing people will think you're drunk, lol.