Two incidents happened in the night out with a spanish HB8 and a minger last Friday, which really annoyed me.

Story one: a nutter came up right behind my back when I was ordering drinks with my HB and her minging friend near the bar. That nutter suddenly strangled me with his scarf. It totally caught me off my guards. I took my revenge by quickly pulled the scarf off my throat and then took the scarf out of his hands. I returned the same "treat" to his face. Since he had a red hoodie and also on his head, once I wrapped a scraf around his neck. He did look like Little Red Riding Hood. At that time, I took the piss out of him by asking my girls to look at him and telling them if he looked like little red riding hood. My ladies laughed. Since then he humiliated. He was mad and started talking funny to me . I softened the situation by asking him name and tried to be friendly (May be I shouldve done it but kept took the piss out of him). Then that motherf?cker teased me by calling me a girl name, I did the same thing to him. It was quite intense I just quickly brushed him off by talking shit and ignoring him. It was not the end of story. After he left, he asked three of this friends to go around my back. One of them, a blond c?nt wind me up by wrapping the scarf around my neck again and the other one, a brunette dawf kept patting my right shoulder very harshly. This was totally beyond a joke. I didn't back off. I first strangle the scarf back that blond c?nt and very hashly patted that bloody dawf's shoulders back. Yes, I got a bit intimidated, I left the sence with my girls. I made a Gallows humor by saying to my girls that they were jealous about me and then wink my HB. If you were same situation, what would you do? May be the best way I should call bouncers to sort out the shit . My night wouldve got ruined by those wankers if I had started to have a go on those wankers. It happened quite a few times when I hung some HBs. What do I want to say? Welcome to London!!!!

Story two: A bloody idiot came up to me and my HB outside the club.
Then he went:

Pissed N?ckhead: I am sorry but I always hit on guys' girlfriends and can I borrow you gf?
I was bloody rude because I didn't want to show my negative energy to my HB by yielding at that guy. Instead of doing so, I took Slip n slide's suggestion in my precious post by talking some f?cking boring stuff to his face. My reply was like this:

Me: Yo, I like your shirt and where did you get it? Did you buy it in a charity shop?

Pissed N?ckhead ignored me and kept looking at my HB. I got no chance but turned back on him and held my HB's hand. HB got scared and I comforted her by saying some jokes. Thank god, I glad I made k-close with her in the club before this incident happened. Otherwise, he might ve ruined my chance again. Here is the question: If you were, how could you deal with this situation in more clever way?

I softened the situation by asking him name and tried to be friendly (May be I shouldn't ve done it but kept took the piss out of him).

Your stories are actually quite strange but I'd walk away. Ignore the fuckers.

Thanks Dude, if you have a chance to come to London, go to any shitty clubs in Camden then you know what I mean

There are always going to be suckers trying to be super "cute" when you're gaming chicks, especially at places where there's alcohol involved.

If someone came up to me and a girl I'm gaming like that, I'd simply look at him up and down without saying a word, and then keep talking to the girl I'm with as if no one important was there. Note that by doing so you could get yourself in a fight, but sometimes you have to take your chances.

Another version of this would be to look at him straight in the eye and smile. Big smile with no teeth and without saying a word. Then keep talking to your girl normally and ignoring him. If he tries anything else, smile again while making eye contact. At this point you can ask him something like:

"Let me ask you a simple question, do you think that with the kind of behavior you are showing she will actually be interested in talking to you?..Oh wait, let's try something. (turn to the girl and ask her) Do you want to talk to him?"

Most likely she'll say "NO". If that's her answer, take her by the hand and walk away with her.

If she says "Yes", then she's a dumbass and you're better off without her.

Again, whenever someone comes this rude, there's always the possibility of things to escalate.

Hope it helps and good luck

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