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Right, forgot to post my shit test :P here it goes:

You're on the dance floor, you approach this girl.. throw your opener and she responds the following:

"I'm dancing ok? Leave me alone" - Then she turns away.

Yes, this may not be a shit test, but the idea is that you actually can't really tell if she isn't at all interested or if she wants to pass the bitch shield and continue in.

What would you guys do? I'm not really sure

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Answer: You call that a "dancing"?? OMG

Shit test: (after opener) How many times do you use this line per day?
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Answer: You call that a "dancing"?? OMG

Shit test: (after opener) How many times do you use this line per day?
Answer: Well I usually dont approach fat girls but I thought I'd make an exception :)

ST: Who the FUCK do you think you are?

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Answer: "If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Just kidding...but seriously."


ST: "You're really straightforward."


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i am straight and forward

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Answer: Well I usually dont approach fat girls but I thought I'd make an exception :)
I honestly don't think that calling a girl fat will get you in her pants.
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Answer: Well I usually dont approach fat girls but I thought I'd make an exception :)
I honestly don't think that calling a girl fat will get you in her pants.
also she asked you how many times do you use this line per day and you respond that she's fat, but you'll make an exception? no sense for me... we need another answer for this one...

and one new shit test: (after your dhv) ok, bye-bye now...
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How many times do you use this line per day?
How many times do YOU use THAT line every day;)


ST: You just want me to pick you up so I come over.
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Answer: Well I usually dont approach fat girls but I thought I'd make an exception :)
I honestly don't think that calling a girl fat will get you in her pants.
Doesnt matter what you say, it matters how you say it.

David D said up to 70% of communication is non verbal.

I disagree with you.

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Not sure if this is a shit test but fuck it

her - aww are you offended?

(I said - i dont waste my energy answering silly questions - but im presuming this may be incorrect but it was my way of ignoring it. she did later say it was a rhetorical question anyway - what the hell does that mean anyways?)
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Aaw are you offended?
Reply: yep, you cut right down to my soul there princess. Then go on with the conversation.

Shit test: why would you even think to wear a shirt like that??
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Aaw are you offended?
"Yes. I'm leaving." (Then proceed to get up and pretend to leave.. usually has a good effect)
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Shit test: why would you even think to wear a shirt like that??
Because I'd hate for you to get all flustered by me walking around shirtless.

Shit test: Aw, you're cute. You're my new best friend!
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Shit test: Aw, you're cute. You're my new best friend!
Theres a really good 'how to get around the LJBF' not exactly sure where it is, but not too sure if thats a shit test rather her just saying she wants to be just friends.. lol

Shit Test: *Sarcastic but playful* Your not just a bit full of yourself ;)
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Shit test: Aw, you're cute. You're my new best friend!
Theres a really good 'how to get around the LJBF' not exactly sure where it is, but not too sure if thats a shit test rather her just saying she wants to be just friends.. lol

Shit Test: *Sarcastic but playful* Your not just a bit full of yourself ;)
No, I don't think a girl saying this in a club wants to be friends.. I'm seeing a trend in this thread: Why are people weaseling out of answering these?
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